Name: The Maternal Capacitance
Released: 2021-01-19
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) mutism

Oh, that's fascinating. Selective mutism is quite rare.
2) passivity

...which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the...
3) bassinet

He lives in the same room where his bassinet was.
4) slugger

Uh-huh. He called me slugger until I got my first training bra...
5) sprout

I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible because you wouldn't eat Brussels sprout.
6) fella

Fellas, please.
7) delusion

...or a shared delusion of functionality.
8) lobe

Although I've always hated how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures.
9) intimacy

...to satisfy your need for intimacy.
10) urn

Oh, urn, okay, like five or six.
11) shaker

Oh, you're a hand shaker. Interesting.
12) alcoholism

...and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.
13) stall

Oh, the middle stall was occupied. I'll have to try again later.
14) intercourse

If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what cologne her father wore.
15) locus

...suffer from an external locus of identity.
16) grasp

But the boy did spend most of his waking hours with a tight grasp on his penis.
17) sensation

You know what I used to do when I was little to have sensation of human contact?
18) bladder

It's totally understandable. In bladder voiding, as in real estate...

1) shush

You shush. I'm happy. I wanna talk about it.
2) tempt

I'm very tempt.
3) swear

I swear, this is the same thing you did at the comic book store last week.
4) observe

But based on everything I've observe about us...
5) grab

Yeah, you grab your penis and wouldn't let go.
6) bomb

I talked to her for five minutes yesterday and I've been half bomb ever since.
7) stem

My theory is that his lack of focus stem from an over-developed sex drive.
8) repeat

It's unpleasant and needs to be repeat.
9) pat

...and I built two radio-controlled arms that would hug me and pat my back.
10) bet

I'm bet she never hit you with a Bible because you wouldn't eat Brussels sprouts.
11) scan

Mother likes looking at brains and Sheldon likes getting his brain scan.
12) mention

Oh, yeah, Leonard mention you were a psychiatrist.
13) doubt

I doubt it, but if anyone has a chance, it's probably you.
14) suck

Boy, you suck.
15) assume

...I assume 24 to 36 residents of this building...
16) border

...it border on sociological cliché.
17) grow

...and his sister just successfully grew a human pancreas in an adolescent gibbon.
18) happen

Oh, my God. What happen?

1) sometime

Yeah, I'd love to see a scan of your brain sometime.
2) incredibly

...Leonard rarely talks about his incredibly successful brother and sister.
3) separately

- Warmed separately? - Yes.
4) aside

Aside from a pro-forma consummation of our marriage...
5) basically

That's basically what I just said.
6) definitely

I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.
7) successfully

...and his sister just successfully grew a human pancreas in an adolescent gibbon.
8) normally

Normally, I'd feel the same way.
9) certainly

It's certainly something I could never do with my husband.
10) generally

It's surprising because I generally don't feel comfortable around--
11) perhaps

This suggests some sort of invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy.
12) finally

And for what? So I'll finally get my daddy's approval?
13) quite

Oh, that's fascinating. Selective mutism is quite rare.
14) recently

Oh, well, I've been having some fascinating menopausal symptoms recently.
15) actually

This is actually gonna happen.
16) enough

Nothing's ever big enough.
17) later

Oh, the middle stall was occupied. I'll have to try again later.
18) half

I talked to her for five minutes yesterday and I've been half bombed ever since.

1) okee

Next time, don't yousa bring mama to work. Okee-day?
2) nonfunctional

...the elevator has been nonfunctional for an amount of time...
3) unassailable

Her reasoning is unassailable. It is 1:00.
4) phallic

...he was in what Freud would call the phallic stage of psychosexual development.
5) ersatz

It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage...
6) menopausal

Oh, well, I've been having some fascinating menopausal symptoms recently.
7) unanticipated

...but I experienced an unanticipated and remarkable release of endorphins.
8) tenured

Leonard's younger brother, Michael, is a tenured law professor at Harvard...
9) unmet

...which is often the result of unmet childhood emotional needs.
10) hesitant

I was hesitant the first time I tried it...
11) rhetorical

Is that a rhetorical point or would you like to do the math?
12) pathological

...can stem from a pathological fear of women.
13) sociological

...it borders on sociological cliché.
14) frontal

Although I've always hated how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures.
15) unpleasant

It's unpleasant and needs to be repeated.
16) understandable

It's totally understandable. In bladder voiding, as in real estate...
17) uncomfortable

- It's gonna be uncomfortable. SHELDON: Yes, yes.
18) invasive

This suggests some sort of invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy.

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