Name: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Released: 2021-01-19
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) castanets

Does that sound like castanets to you?
2) shuck

Shucks means shuck. Let one go once in a while.
3) slob

Please, you look cute. I'm dressed like a slob today too.
4) smuggler

So? Do cocaine smuggler write "cocaine" on the box?
5) drape

They may as well have been a family of cats just jumping around from drape to drape.
6) beehive

...there's something that occurs in beehive you might find interesting.
7) parlor

Anyway, so this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week...
8) feline

Freakishly feline?
9) dope

- Sounds like a sweet deal. - Well, I won't lie. It's pretty dope.
10) attire

The more likely explanation for your attire is that you're out of clean clothes again.
11) chow

Just felt like getting some Chinese chow for my peeps.
12) audition

...getting audition for stupid network shows.
13) mustard

Brown rice, not white? Stop at the grocery and get the mustard?
14) loft

Cool. So are you in a loft now?
15) squid

You have to imagine me with a giant squid head.
16) mechanic

...and quantum mechanic teaches us...
17) salsa

Hang on. Are you now or have you ever been a salsa, Irish-folk or breakdancer?
18) whore

Well, dead whore on TV, live one in real life.

1) interject

- May I interject something here? - Please.
2) starve

- Actually, that's okay. We already have-- LEONARD: I'm starving.
3) shred

Did you remember to ask for the chicken to be diced not shred?
4) threaten

What are you saying? That I'm threaten by Alicia?
5) dice

Did you remember to ask for the chicken to be dice not shredded?
6) defeat

I'm just saying it's pretty lame that he can be defeat by the color yellow.
7) steam

So they steam your dumplings. Get over it.
8) suppose

How else was I suppose to say it?
9) promise

You know, like you promise, a week ago?
10) teach

...and quantum mechanics teach us...
11) catch

If you catch my drift.
12) occur

...there's something that occur in beehives you might find interesting.
13) happen

When this happen, the old queen must either locate to a new hive...
14) dress

Please, you look cute. I'm dress like a slob today too.
15) guess

I guess I won't be needing this.
16) remain

...or engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remain.
17) speak

[MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY OVER TV]
18) expect

Do you honestly expect me to believe social protocol dictates...

1) freakishly

...with one being not cat-like at all, and ten being freakishly feline?
2) demonstrably

So your characterization of their behavior as typical is demonstrably fallacious.
3) spontaneously

...to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman...
4) afterward

And afterward, I'll take you all out for Chinese.
5) purely

Purely platonic. She's also my maid. Heh.
6) occasionally

Occasionally, a new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power.
7) definitely

- PS3, definitely PS3. - Mm-hm.
8) possibly

You can't know that. How can you possibly know that?
9) exactly

What exactly is he doing there?
10) particularly

...that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
11) finally

I'll take the apartment. I can finally get away from my mother...
12) recently

Until recently, they did not know Alicia, and had no encounters in a previous location.
13) almost

MRS. WOLOWITZ: Little bird? You're almost 30!
14) actually

Oh, actually I'm living with a woman in Altadena.
15) enough

HOWARD: Enough with the guilt, Ma. We'll still see each other.
16) sort

Well, sort of.
17) far

Penny, please. We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.
18) together

...and we can all spend some more time together.

1) axiomatically

It's axiomatically atypical.
2) freakishly

Freakishly feline?
3) ravishing

...that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
4) faltering

Well, that concludes your faltering attempt to mate.
5) insulting

That's a little insulting, don't you think?
6) feline

...with one being not cat-like at all, and ten being freakishly feline?
7) fertile

Next question. Are you fertile?
8) stacked

It's Wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one.
9) awkward

There were no awkward hellos in the halls.
10) uncomfortable

- No. - You're making her uncomfortable.
11) lame

I'm just saying it's pretty lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow.
12) recurring

And this recurring thing on a soap.
13) tactical

In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me...
14) vulnerable

Only the modern Green Lantern is vulnerable to yellow.
15) calm

Stay calm. We don't know anything about them yet.
16) innocent

...taking advantage of innocent men...
17) fancy

What am I running here, a fancy restaurant?
18) quantum

...and quantum mechanics teaches us...

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