Name: The Friendship Algorithm
Released: 2021-01-19
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) wacko

Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?
2) scrotum

- Uh, till you get to the scrotum. - Yeah.
3) tapioca

The worst tapioca pudding...
4) camaraderie

"Sheldon is to camaraderie as the space shuttle is to blank."
5) futility

Oh. This entire endeavor seems to have been an exercise in futility.
6) rancher

But certainly not B, avocado rancher.
7) raccoon

He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.
8) avocado

But certainly not B, avocado rancher.
9) floss

Terrific. Got any dental floss?
10) benzene

I don't know. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring?
11) booze

Wow, you'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.
12) tangent

I feel like an inverse tangent function that's approaching an asymptote.
13) incontinence

A small amount of incontinence just now, but the website said that's to be expected.
14) cafeteria

Barry, it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria.
15) endeavor

Oh. This entire endeavor seems to have been an exercise in futility.
16) jerk

What a jerk.
17) dummy

Maybe you, me and your dummy could go get a hot beverage.
18) whistler

"Roommate wanted. Whistlers need not apply."

1) distil

It's a terrific book. I've distil its essence into a simple flow chart...
2) extrapolate

Oh, I assume the skills can be extrapolate and transferred.
3) devise

- What is this? - It's a questionnaire I devise.
4) isolate

I believe I've isolate the algorithm for making friends.
5) summarize

...that summarize the current theories in the field of friend making.
6) plague

...as those that plague Stu the Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.
7) scare

I don't like birds. They scare me.
8) smell

It's just as well. She smell like mothballs.
9) extract

- It is extract from the plant-- - Hey, I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
10) hang

Just hung there like a big salami.
11) suppose

I suppose.
12) lie

Why don't you just lie down on the floor and swim there?
13) bet

I bet you do.
14) promise

You promise you wouldn't do that anymore.
15) strike

All right. That last interest strike me as the least objectionable.
16) assume

I assume he was joking.
17) draw

He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.
18) occur

It occur to me you hadn't returned any of my calls...

1) axiomatically

First off, that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate.
2) awfully

Oh, my, that's awfully sticky.
3) improperly

...it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly.
4) statistically

Twenty thousand data runs and no statistically significant results.
5) altogether

...coming from someone who is considered altogether unlikable.
6) purely

...as a purely intellectual exercise.
7) sometime

...maybe sometime you and I could go see monkeys together.
8) nevertheless

Nevertheless, I hope you enjoyed it.
9) somewhat

Somewhat anthropomorphized, but yes.
10) apparently

Apparently, you did not know that the chef's salad...
11) absolutely

Oh, I'm sorry. I have no desire to get in the water till I absolutely have to.
12) truly

...to a homogenous group, your responses to the questionnaire were truly disturbing.
13) certainly

Well, that's certainly a thought-provoking hypothesis.
14) exactly

Well, it's not exactly a plan but I think I'm going to pass out.
15) perhaps

Yeah, perhaps the two of us might share a meal together.
16) instead

That's why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table.
17) forward

And I look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.
18) almost

Look at you. You're almost halfway to the top.

1) anthropomorphized

Somewhat anthropomorphized, but yes.
2) distended

He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.
3) monolithic

This appears significantly more monolithic than it did on my laptop.
4) whimsical

You'd be surprised how many particle physicists have a whimsical side.
5) tangent

- Stuck? - What part of "inverse tangent function...
6) prudent

Fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.
7) awkward

...which brings me to an awkward moment.
8) disappointing

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Your questionnaire, very disappointing.
9) lethal

...it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly.
10) inverse

I feel like an inverse tangent function that's approaching an asymptote.
11) disturbing

...to a homogenous group, your responses to the questionnaire were truly disturbing.
12) appealing

An aspect of my most appealing trait:
13) insane

That's insane on the face of it.
14) cruel

All right, this is cruel.
15) objectionable

A loop counter and an escape to the least objectionable activity.
16) evolutionary

Fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.
17) infinite

- Uh-oh, he's stuck in an infinite loop. - I can fix it.
18) curious

Curious George.

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