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Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?
- Uh, till you get to the scrotum. - Yeah.
The worst tapioca pudding...
"Sheldon is to camaraderie as the space shuttle is to blank."
Oh. This entire endeavor seems to have been an exercise in futility.
But certainly not B, avocado rancher.
He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.
But certainly not B, avocado rancher.
Terrific. Got any dental floss?
I don't know. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring?
Wow, you'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.
I feel like an inverse tangent function that's approaching an asymptote.
A small amount of incontinence just now, but the website said that's to be expected.
Barry, it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria.
Oh. This entire endeavor seems to have been an exercise in futility.
What a jerk.
Maybe you, me and your dummy could go get a hot beverage.
"Roommate wanted. Whistlers need not apply."
It's a terrific book. I've distil its essence into a simple flow chart...
Oh, I assume the skills can be extrapolate and transferred.
- What is this? - It's a questionnaire I devise.
I believe I've isolate the algorithm for making friends.
...that summarize the current theories in the field of friend making.
...as those that plague Stu the Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.
I don't like birds. They scare me.
It's just as well. She smell like mothballs.
- It is extract from the plant-- - Hey, I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
Just hung there like a big salami.
I suppose.
Why don't you just lie down on the floor and swim there?
I bet you do.
You promise you wouldn't do that anymore.
All right. That last interest strike me as the least objectionable.
I assume he was joking.
He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.
It occur to me you hadn't returned any of my calls...
First off, that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate.
Oh, my, that's awfully sticky.
...it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly.
Twenty thousand data runs and no statistically significant results.
...coming from someone who is considered altogether unlikable.
...as a purely intellectual exercise.
...maybe sometime you and I could go see monkeys together.
Nevertheless, I hope you enjoyed it.
Somewhat anthropomorphized, but yes.
Apparently, you did not know that the chef's salad...
Oh, I'm sorry. I have no desire to get in the water till I absolutely have to.
...to a homogenous group, your responses to the questionnaire were truly disturbing.
Well, that's certainly a thought-provoking hypothesis.
Well, it's not exactly a plan but I think I'm going to pass out.
Yeah, perhaps the two of us might share a meal together.
That's why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table.
And I look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.
Look at you. You're almost halfway to the top.
Somewhat anthropomorphized, but yes.
He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.
This appears significantly more monolithic than it did on my laptop.
You'd be surprised how many particle physicists have a whimsical side.
- Stuck? - What part of "inverse tangent function...
Fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.
...which brings me to an awkward moment.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Your questionnaire, very disappointing.
...it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly.
I feel like an inverse tangent function that's approaching an asymptote.
...to a homogenous group, your responses to the questionnaire were truly disturbing.
An aspect of my most appealing trait:
That's insane on the face of it.
All right, this is cruel.
A loop counter and an escape to the least objectionable activity.
Fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.
- Uh-oh, he's stuck in an infinite loop. - I can fix it.
Curious George.