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Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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...to the photoionization process in atoms.
Did you know the word pumper comes from the German words pumper and knickel.
For taking daffodil to your unicorn.
...and slide the center portion 1 millimeter to the left.
...that my sexual endowment is disproportionate to my physical stature.
Which loosely translates to fart goblin?
Taking the train was a stroke of brilliance. I've actually got a shot at a Terminator.
...you turned into a giant loaf of pumpernickel bread.
Do you see that small plastic case on my dresser?
My money's on tuck and roll.
...would be to send Terminators back as actors...
Wow, what a diva.
If you married the famous rock guitarist Johnny Winter...
...that my sexual endowment is disproportionate to my physical stature.
Socks, one pair, cotton, argyle, blue.
It's a legal right of access. Good grief.
The warranty is a sacred covenant we've entered into with the manufacturer.
...located between a Hoberman Sphere and a sample of quartz flecked with pyrite.
...and twirl you round and round until your legs tore off.
The Coast Starlight recently added the refurbish Pacific Parlour Car.
...located between a Hoberman Sphere and a sample of quartz fleck with pyrite.
In India, you squat over a hole in the train and expose your naked buttocks...
I'm hoping once you reap the endorphic rewards...
No,no,no. That always creep girls out.
Okay, now that I've been completely insult, have a good flight.
Sheldon, I owe you an apology.
...and twirled you round and round until your legs tore off.
When I go, I usuallyjust get hammer and ride the cable cars.
...to the acquire taste that is Howard Wolowitz.
Which loosely translate to fart goblin?
SHELDON: Step four-- - Yeah, hang on, getting another call.
I thought you were involve in some sort of socially intimate pairing with Leslie Winkle.
...but then I finally realize you're a human being, I'm a human being.
While on your side you'll be treat to 350 miles...
...you're caught between a rock and a crazy place.
But the flash drive is in a lock drawer in my desk.
I need to come up with something that's funny, smart and delicately suggests...
Maybe John Connor's aboard and she's protecting him from an evil Terminator.
Unlikely. That's a television show, Leonard.
...tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb...
Normally around women, he has the personality of a boiled potato.
...but then I finally realized you're a human being, I'm a human being.
The Coast Starlight recently added the refurbished Pacific Parlour Car.
...and twirled you round and round until your legs tore off.
Yeah, cool. Seven times as long as flying and costs almost twice as much.
Taking the train was a stroke of brilliance. I've actually got a shot at a Terminator.
Okay. Yeah, I kind of crossed a line. Put him back on.
Let me tell you something. Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.
- Here you go, Leonard. Is this big enough? - It's perfect.
- I don't follow. - I wouldn't expect you to. I'll see you later.
It's kind of a funny name though.
...that offers wine tastings if you're going as far as Portland.
...would you mind if I just take one picture of us together for my Facebook page?
...but it might be the only chance I'll ever get to play Anne Frank.
- Right. Of course. - Oh, this is an unmitigated disaster.
...while you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty.
- I've got a better idea. - Are you going to be sarcastic?
...that my sexual endowment is disproportionate to my physical stature.
Unlike you, I can actually talk to women when I'm sober.
Are you completely unfamiliar with the suspension characteristics...
You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic...
-...your sour disposition will abate. - Yeah, maybe.
He uses the bowling sounds as, like, Nazi artillery.
...on Indian Railways' magnificent Ranakpur Express...
I thought you were involved in some sort of socially intimate pairing with Leslie Winkle.
You'll hear a slight click.
You're holding a Japanese puzzle box, which takes 10 precise moves to open.
I've already got a gorgeous blonde back home I can't score with.
...of the steady clickety-clack of steel wheels on polished rails...
The warranty is a sacred covenant we've entered into with the manufacturer.
It's brilliant. He needs to read it.
...and race to San Luis Obispo, assuming the lights are with us, minimal traffic...