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Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Uh, what's a Multiverse?
PENNY: I found the decaf. - Oh, great.
...and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your morn called.
...is to get out of this rut we've been in.
May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?
You want the one in the whiplash collar or the one who keeps blinking?
Okay, what about the guy in the superhero T-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?
See, first we let the lawyers and the jock thin the herd...
-...but here. - All right. So, urn, just give me a call.
Oh, hey, could you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?
Lucky bastard.
...or pick out a new breakfast cereal without knowing his fiber requirements...
Ooh, look, a new Batman belt buckle.
Depends. Are you willing to sit on my lap and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy?
...the original Robin, Dick Grayson, is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl.
No, they're eating peanut.
May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?
I'm a falcon who hunts better solo.
...effectively deprive him of his raison d'étre.
...and is torment by the spirits of the undead.
Put this in your mouth, we walk past them, you stumble a bit.
Okay, what about the guy in the superhero T-shirt tuck into his sweatpants?
I am assert in the event that Batman's death proves permanent...
Once again, defeat by your own prurient interests.
Oh, I disagree.
Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdoes.
I am asserting in the event that Batman's death prove permanent...
A morally ambiguous confidence man who smoke, has lung cancer...
HOWARD: Well, if I get lucky, I don't wanna be caught in my Aquaman briefs.
The one that estimate the odds of contact with extraterrestrials...
Oh, I forgot Sensational Spider-Man.
- What's up? - Well, I've spent the last three hours...
Oh, and if you spot a chick with a Seeing Eye dog, she's mine.
Well, what happen? Been sitting here all night...
- Do you have a moment? - Uh, yeah, I guess.
N equal R times FP times NE times FL times Fl times FC times I?
...found traditionally in the optimistically named "funny pages."
A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes, has lung cancer...
I hope you're being deliberately provocative.
Come on, Howard, the odds of us picking up girls in a bar are practically zero.
I'm sorry, but you're obviously stuck in a pre-Zero Hour DC Universe.
Apparently so.
We're eventually coming for you.
Oh, really? Wow. Blink twice if you're here against your will.
- Oh, absolutely. - You heard that, Ladies' Night ladies?
...over the events involving Penny earlier this evening?
Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon.
Actually, you can.
Um, you know, it's kind of early.
Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.
- Yes, but I saw it from the front. - A far less impressive feat.
And you guys are going together. Great.
What else you got?
A moment ago, you turned off the TV in the middle of the Deep Space Nine...
...featuring talking babies and anthropomorphized pets...
Once again, defeated by your own prurient interests.
...effectively deprived him of his raison d'étre.
She'll maul you like a rabid wolverine.
Comics are feeble attempts at humor...
Oh, yeah. Those guys can be very stubborn. What's the topic?
Guys like that are so pathetic.
A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes, has lung cancer...
...by calculating the product of series of fractional values...
The news didn't reach my digestive system which, when startled...
Don't be ridiculous. You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt.
You know, Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed...
- A superb choice. - Oh, great.
- Yes, but I saw it from the front. - A far less impressive feat.
Yeah, herbal tea for me, please.
Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some emotional turmoil...
...and then we go after the weak and the old and the lame.
It's gotta be that stupid accent of his.