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Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Okay, that, right there, that equivocation and self-doubt...
Thinking about adding a desiccant like calcium sulfate?
No. I'm making flower barrette. See?
I think I bruised a testicle capturing that last pawn.
I believe I'm hearing some negativity on the factory floor.
But if this leads to opiate or hallucinogenics...
...and Transgender Alliance Luau."
There are children in a sneaker factory in Indonesia who out-earn you.
Sheldon, don't you get it? If this takes off, I won't have to be a waitress anymore.
[HUMMING IN UNISON KHACHATURIAN'S "SABRE DANCE"]
Does he give up the pawn or give up the position?
Financial independence through entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation?
Sheldon, I'm sorry about your hamburger, okay? I just don't wanna be a waitress.
Come quickly, lay aft To the break of the poop
- Where? - It's a common stripper problem.
...and we're being offered a cracker to quench our thirst.
Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant...
I've got a spaghetti strainer in the kitchen.
When I signed for the package, I was deputize by the United Parcel Service...
- Won't work. The flower's porous. - What if we infuse the bottom layer...
I think I bruise a testicle capturing that last pawn.
They dance, they sweat, they clump.
...and optimize your manufacturing process...
..."Don't knock on my door before 11:00 or I punch you in the throat" rule.
Did Davy Crockett quit at the Alamo? Did Jim Bowie?
How are we suppose to set up machines and conveyor belts in my apartment?
Damn it. I slip.
...the moving assembly line, that was introduce by Henry Ford in 1908.
When I moved to California, I promise my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.
I assume you're referring to the sea shanty.
I guess that isn't one of the topics discussed on your Radiohead.
I guess that isn't one of the topics discuss on your Radiohead.
Let's begin with the premise that everything you've done up to this point is wrong.
Leonard die again, Sheldon. You're up.
You hear any union talk, you let me know.
They dance, they sweat, they clump.
Come quickly, lay aft To the break of the poop
This is a space where we are all essentially Alice standing in front of the Red Queen...
Hush, hush, hush. Virtually nonexistent.
Penny, this is your enterprise, so it's ultimately your decision.
Obviously not a cleaning business.
...you'll effectively be paying yourself $5.19 a day.
Perhaps we could expand our market.
- Why? - Because it's almost 11:00.
Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named Vega.
I mean, it kind of looks like the MySpace page of a 13-year-old girl.
Yeah, but they don't have to glue the books together.
That could not be less arbitrary. If it varied even slightly...
God, we're never gonna finish in time.
Leonard died again, Sheldon. You're up.
Too bad. You know the rules of Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Chess.
Of course I could.
No, pretty much any way I say that is gonna hurt his feelings.
That could not be less arbitrary. If it varied even slightly...
One thousand frigging Penny Blossoms.
Hey, we could liberate some microporous charcoal from the chem lab.
An understandable, but not excusable, mistake. Now...
And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so.
Oh, another market to expand into. Balding gay men.
And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so.
...1778 use of interchangeable parts?
- Won't work. The flower's porous. - What if we infused the bottom layer...
An understandable, but not excusable, mistake. Now...
Contents are irrelevant. A legal bailment has been created.
...you might make this a viable business.
We have 128 assorted Penny Blossoms ready to ship.
I just want you guys to know I am really grateful for your help...
"Thank you, Penny Blossoms. These'll be perfect to cover my bald spots."
Oh, stop with the fake third-world crap.
...so that I'm fully indemnified and no longer liable.
Sorry, guys, but Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Lunch is just stupid.
She wanted to sell them, I said okay, and in one week, I made a $156.