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Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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You know, a Homo novus, if you will.
...flew off the overpass, and one thing led to another.
No, that's for anthropologist to decide.
And they won't let you lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords.
Did the laser accidentally burn out your retina?
"When are roadway most slippery?"
...to static friction between the tire and the road to zero.
Examining perturbative amplitude in N = 4 supersymmetric theories...
...by the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.
I don't want any hassle with the fuzz.
Okay. Now, what you wanna do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive.
If you're not going to slow down for the speed bumps, I withdraw my objection.
Here's your learner's permit. Go away.
Euclid Avenue is shorter as the crow flies, but it has speed bumps...
...is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.
SHELDON: Good morning, gentlemen. -Hey.
This madness has to stop.
Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nut.
I'm clearly too evolve for driving.
In most towns, First Street eventually gets rename to something else.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was interrupt your morning prayers.
I adapt from something a friend designed for the Army.
I didn't try, I succeed.
Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV?
I was otherwise engage.
No. I quit.
Aced it.
But for some reason, it alarm the other passengers and I was asked to de-bus.
Okay, now shift into drive.
And it's because we care about you that we've decide we have to speak up.
But you finish your experiment a week ago.
Studies have shown that perform tasks such as eating, talking on a phone...
Oh, damn. I pick the wrong side.
...or drinking coffee while driving reduce one's reaction time...
That's why the manufacturer install that light, to let you know it's not fine.
Is that why I appear to be in Fallujah...
...how does the biologically superior Homo novus get to work...
Remind me to compliment Wolowitz on the software. It's amazingly detailed.
Before it was digitally remastered.
Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?
Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand...
In most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else.
Slow down. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes.
I was otherwise engaged.
Didn't you recently state that you and I are friends?
Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine.
Leonard and I often use our commute time...
...are stopped by police far more often than any other color.
In most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else.
But you finished your experiment a week ago.
...have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors...
...which increase point-to-point drive time, making it the less efficient choice.
Albert Einstein never had a driver's license.
Do you wanna go again?
...the plebeian task of driving is because I'm not meant to.
Examining perturbative amplitudes in N = 4 supersymmetric theories...
Just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, that's no reason to give up.
I'm sorry. I'm finding your reckless nonchalance...
...leading to a re-examination of the ultraviolet properties...
Leonard's asleep.
A car length is not a standardized unit of measure.
...have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors...
...that I'm farther along the evolutionary scale than the average human.
You know the pale blue of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber?
...is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.
...as to say that I represent a distinct new stage in humankind.
I have to tell you that while I do have a theoretical understanding...
And RadioShack. There's a sale on triple-A batteries.
Ooh, very clever. That's a tough one.
Is there some new kind of casual Friday I don't know about?
...I'm not sure I'm capable of performing diagnostics.
How about we just have a little quiet time now?