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Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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...and I made a teeny-tiny mistake on the specifications for the diverter valve.
You're overestimating the strength of the substructure you're building.
It's a juxtaposition of the nature of space exploration...
Of course, my fondness for classic science fiction does draw my attention backwards...
Okay, simulated zero-gravity human waste disposal test with meatloaf analog.
...against the banality of a malfunctioning toilet that provides the comic fodder here.
...when man can once again safely poop in space.
Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.
You know, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.
Well, first of all, don't underestimate the value of discomfort.
Excuse me, spoiler alert.
I was going over the schematic on my Zero-G Toilet...
...but at some point, something way worse than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.
We also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreak of cholera...
So the waste material avoids the turbine.
Well, I have, and it will knock your sock off.
Here's an approximation of the spare parts available on the space station.
...and go live with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel?
What if we reposition the collection tank?
For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain...
Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.
And we descend into anarchy.
- Really? - Well, yeah. Stuart thrive under pressure.
Leonard pretend to be a friend, and acts like a two-faced bitch.
- About what? - Well, does it bother you?
You crazy? What am I gonna say? I screw up your toilet...
No, I'm celebrating.
...which crew members would be involve in this EVA?
- Is that suppose to be funny? - I believe it is.
Here, Sheldon. I pull the new Hellboy for you.
Well, it beat, "You know I'm a dude, right?"
I guess the thing to do now is, you know, pick yourself up.
As we speak, the space shuttle is docking at the International Space Station...
It's the second date. You think she'll be expect things to get physical?
So the waste material avoid the turbine.
Like you're afraid that if you touch her, she'll break.
I deliberately tried to sabotage Stuart's date with Penny.
It's not superstition, it's practically Newtonian.
You wanna make sure he gets nowhere with Penny...
I'm trying. But you have to admit, this is pretty damn funny.
We are basically out the door.
Apparently, there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.
...all the time, so you need to, like, set yourself apart, you know?
No doubt, no doubt.
- It was? - Oh, yeah, going slow really worked.
Oh, an excellent idea. I could certainly use a break.
It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box. No one knows exactly when...
What goes on is none of your business. So just leave it alone, okay?
It wasn't bad advice. It just wasn't particularly helpful.
Perhaps the comic book store is on fire.
Instead of trying to reinforce this structure here...
Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.
ASTRONAUT: Houston, we'd all like to step outside for a few minutes.
It's actually a very elegant system. You know, what goes around comes around.
We'd like to make an unscheduled space walk.
If you really want to clean up your karma, go get my freaking latte.
We also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera...
Won't work. The diameter of the tubing is insufficient.
You said you were gonna be supportive.
Because he's upset over his situation with Penny.
We also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera...
...and pretty soon there's gonna be crap floating all over your nice space station?
Here's an approximation of the spare parts available on the space station.
It's actually a very elegant system. You know, what goes around comes around.
For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.
All right, this is an exact duplicate of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity...
...you know, I think the most important thing with Penny is to go really slow.
Yeah, that's broken too. Everything's broken.
For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.
- That's heavy. - Damn right, it's heavy.
Or the cherry-flavored soft drink from the makers of Mountain Dew?
Yeah, my initial reaction is no.