Name: The Work Song Nanocluster
Released: 2021-01-19
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) equivocation

Okay, that, right there, that equivocation and self-doubt...
2) desiccant

Thinking about adding a desiccant like calcium sulfate?
3) barrette

No. I'm making flower barrette. See?
4) testicle

I think I bruised a testicle capturing that last pawn.
5) negativity

I believe I'm hearing some negativity on the factory floor.
6) opiate

But if this leads to opiate or hallucinogenics...
7) luau

...and Transgender Alliance Luau."
8) sneaker

There are children in a sneaker factory in Indonesia who out-earn you.
9) waitress

Sheldon, don't you get it? If this takes off, I won't have to be a waitress anymore.
10) sabre

[HUMMING IN UNISON KHACHATURIAN'S "SABRE DANCE"]
11) pawn

Does he give up the pawn or give up the position?
12) brilliance

Financial independence through entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation?
13) hamburger

Sheldon, I'm sorry about your hamburger, okay? I just don't wanna be a waitress.
14) poop

Come quickly, lay aft To the break of the poop
15) stripper

- Where? - It's a common stripper problem.
16) cracker

...and we're being offered a cracker to quench our thirst.
17) aerosol

Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant...
18) spaghetti

I've got a spaghetti strainer in the kitchen.

1) deputize

When I signed for the package, I was deputize by the United Parcel Service...
2) infuse

- Won't work. The flower's porous. - What if we infuse the bottom layer...
3) bruise

I think I bruise a testicle capturing that last pawn.
4) sweat

They dance, they sweat, they clump.
5) optimize

...and optimize your manufacturing process...
6) punch

..."Don't knock on my door before 11:00 or I punch you in the throat" rule.
7) quit

Did Davy Crockett quit at the Alamo? Did Jim Bowie?
8) suppose

How are we suppose to set up machines and conveyor belts in my apartment?
9) slip

Damn it. I slip.
10) introduce

...the moving assembly line, that was introduce by Henry Ford in 1908.
11) promise

When I moved to California, I promise my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.
12) assume

I assume you're referring to the sea shanty.
13) guess

I guess that isn't one of the topics discussed on your Radiohead.
14) discuss

I guess that isn't one of the topics discuss on your Radiohead.
15) begin

Let's begin with the premise that everything you've done up to this point is wrong.
16) die

Leonard die again, Sheldon. You're up.
17) hear

You hear any union talk, you let me know.
18) dance

They dance, they sweat, they clump.

1) aft

Come quickly, lay aft To the break of the poop
2) essentially

This is a space where we are all essentially Alice standing in front of the Red Queen...
3) virtually

Hush, hush, hush. Virtually nonexistent.
4) ultimately

Penny, this is your enterprise, so it's ultimately your decision.
5) obviously

Obviously not a cleaning business.
6) effectively

...you'll effectively be paying yourself $5.19 a day.
7) perhaps

Perhaps we could expand our market.
8) almost

- Why? - Because it's almost 11:00.
9) actually

Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named Vega.
10) kind

I mean, it kind of looks like the MySpace page of a 13-year-old girl.
11) together

Yeah, but they don't have to glue the books together.
12) less

That could not be less arbitrary. If it varied even slightly...
13) never

God, we're never gonna finish in time.
14) again

Leonard died again, Sheldon. You're up.
15) too

Too bad. You know the rules of Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Chess.
16) course

Of course I could.
17) much

No, pretty much any way I say that is gonna hurt his feelings.
18) even

That could not be less arbitrary. If it varied even slightly...

1) frigging

One thousand frigging Penny Blossoms.
2) microporous

Hey, we could liberate some microporous charcoal from the chem lab.
3) excusable

An understandable, but not excusable, mistake. Now...
4) snide

And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so.
5) balding

Oh, another market to expand into. Balding gay men.
6) sarcastic

And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so.
7) interchangeable

...1778 use of interchangeable parts?
8) porous

- Won't work. The flower's porous. - What if we infused the bottom layer...
9) understandable

An understandable, but not excusable, mistake. Now...
10) irrelevant

Contents are irrelevant. A legal bailment has been created.
11) viable

...you might make this a viable business.
12) assorted

We have 128 assorted Penny Blossoms ready to ship.
13) grateful

I just want you guys to know I am really grateful for your help...
14) bald

"Thank you, Penny Blossoms. These'll be perfect to cover my bald spots."
15) fake

Oh, stop with the fake third-world crap.
16) liable

...so that I'm fully indemnified and no longer liable.
17) stupid

Sorry, guys, but Secret Agent Laser Obstacle Lunch is just stupid.
18) okay

She wanted to sell them, I said okay, and in one week, I made a $156.

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