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00:22:34
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
105
And, Danielle, your father had very bad haemorrhoid that stung him unmerciful.
I am gonna be a Renaissance Fair jouster!
Hey, porker. Yes, I'm calling you a porker, and there's nothing you can do about it
A word of advice. The path to knighthood is paved with strength and nobility,
In other news, toy industrialist Jonathan Weed was found dead
You see that, kids? Your father's nothing but a fizzle!
Wouldst thou take a gander underneath my frock?
Oh, thou wishest to feast on the appendage of a humble ovine.
A half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
You're a candy-ass maggot!
And this is his trophy wench, Maid Madeleine.
- Why, you snot-nosed... - Mr Griffin!
Two mutton joints, please.
A word of advice. The path to knighthood is paved with strength and nobility,
I gave him some special ointment,
The Black Knight's next challenger is Sir Mort Goldman.
- Clearly it's not that tube top. - Looking for a good time, sweet cheek?
because the Black Knight is a big jerk, just like that guy who fixed our vacuum.
But I'm being serious here. We were all set to come see you joust today.
Oh, God! I forfeit!
A word of advice. The path to knighthood is pave with strength and nobility,
in the home of an employee who claims Weed choke on a roll.
Yes. From an early age, my parents discourage loud noises.
because a man in a pirate suit stab me in the ear when I was five,
I wander around and ended up at the Renaissance Fair.
until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwell within him.
- Did someone choke on a roll in here? - No, no, no. I spit it up.
You bastard.
The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory shall be torn down
I don't need it any more. I quit the team.
And I don't like you hang around my girl.
I bet you're just a low-level assembly-line guy
This is all my fault. If I hadn't push you so hard to invite Mr Weed to dinner,
He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember a name, he drew a... "blank".
Our top story: Doreen, I lost your phone number.
I forgot my purse. Aaaghhh!
And from that moment on, I knew someday I wanted to be a knight like him.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
The concept of a geocentric universe gets you sexually excited, doesn't it?
You put that dream aside in order to provide for this family.
And besides, my life is here with my family.
- Bet. - Bet. I knew that. Slow down.
with instructions that it be screened immediately after his funeral. Enjoy.
Finally, we go to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa,
- We almost missed that. - That was a close one.
Actually, that guy was the only one who ever called me a fizzle.
Uh, yea, kind shrew.
- OK, I'll come back later. - Damn rookies.
A half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
I was terrible. Everyone else had an important job and was way more successful than me.
I don't ever want to see you here again.
Mercy! I was once addicted to antihistamines.
When we got married, you always talked about your dream job. Remember?
And what are you doing here, Griffin? I told you never to come here again!
The concept of a geocentric universe gets you sexually excited, doesn't it?
Mr Weed, I don't care what the guys at work say. I don't think you're an effeminate weirdo.
- Forgetful Freddy was so forgetful... - How forgetful?
because I'm protected by my impenetrable cereal-box fort. Ha-ha-ha!
If you're not satisfied, then be more assertive.
until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
Oh, my! How ruthlessly absurd.
Mercy! I was once addicted to antihistamines.
thou must explainest to me thy very peculiar electronic wand.
and all the pertinent data about your, um...
Jimmy, your mother had awful postpartum depression after you were born.
- Peter, that was amazing. You were so brave. - Nice going, Dad.
I brought my attorney who confirms that this constitutes a verbal contract.
Hey, I might be deaf, but I have feelings!
and your funny talking dog... well, I'm impressed.
Oh, God. I hope I don't get so nervous I can't control the volume of my voice.
Yes. From an early age, my parents discouraged loud noises.
The concept of a geocentric universe gets you sexually excited, doesn't it?