Name: And the Wiener Is...
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) plantain

Peter! Chris, these are plantain. And there's nothing wrong with them.
2) brisket

Megan, you must try the brisket. I'll serve it in the manner to which you're accustomed.
3) leprechaun

- Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails? - No, it's a tumour.
4) snot

Wonderful! What time do we nail those snot-nosed punks?!
5) quagmire

Hey, careful, Quagmire. Don't get too close to that thing.
6) prophylactic

The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a broken prophylactic?
7) backseat

The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a broken prophylactic?
8) grate

Put this in the heating grate and set it off in five minutes.
9) dork

- She's such a dork. - I think I feel worse for the pig.
10) discontent

- What the hell? - Now is the winter of your discontent!
11) bosom

Does it feel good on your new budding bosom?
12) talon

and I'll use my razor-sharp talon to rip your eyes out! Cookies are done.
13) tumour

You mean like a magical Christmas tumour?
14) sweetie

- Hey there, sweetie. How old are you? - 16.
15) skater

Look, I'm that pretty dark-haired figure skater with the horse teeth,
16) sweetheart

Come talk to me sometime, sweetheart. I know what it takes to be cool.
17) neighbour

Did you forget the neighbour kids chased you and sprinkled you with fixings?
18) shaker

- All right. Salt shaker up the nose. - I got pepper.

1) pelt

- They're my friends now. - They pelt you with meat.
2) sprinkle

Did you forget the neighbour kids chased you and sprinkle you with fixings?
3) squeeze

If you squeeze me, I make bad people go away.
4) whip

- I whip Chris on the ice today. - Enjoy it while it lasts.
5) realise

You know, Dad, I just realise something. Your name's Peter.
6) freeze

Holy crap! Chris, that was amazing. I mean, I just froze up.
7) dump

she got when the man she refused to marry dump sulphuric acid on her, wins. I win!
8) refuse

she got when the man she refuse to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her, wins. I win!
9) celebrate

Yea, Meg! Oh, man, I love how these kids celebrate these days!
10) tune

Go away! Go on, get! Stay tune for an all-new Ally McBeal!
11) chase

Did you forget the neighbour kids chase you and sprinkled you with fixings?
12) suppose

How did this happen? I'm suppose to be the man of the house.
13) invite

Connie Demico even invite me to her sweet 16.
14) burn

after coming to the States for her severely burn face
15) bet

- Hey, Chris. I bet you can't do this. - I bet I can!
16) smoke

Really? Not even if I smoke this corncob pipe?
17) pull

When you pull that thing into your garage, does the garage say "Is it in yet?"
18) lodge

No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodge deep within your brain.

1) positively

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
2) severely

after coming to the States for her severely burned face
3) practically

We perform at all the football games. I'm practically a cheerleader!
4) sometime

Come talk to me sometime, sweetheart. I know what it takes to be cool.
5) legally

Wanna go push the janitor, knowing he can't legally push us back?
6) somewhere

Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call.
7) apparently

Apparently, you're a 12-year-old prepubescent girl.
8) finally

Which is good, cos I finally have someone to give this training bra to. Here, Josephina.
9) deep

No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
10) especially

The National Gun Association is all about safety, especially when it comes to kids.
11) late

Too late!
12) along

- You were gonna play hockey with Chris. - Bring him along.
13) later

Face it, sooner or later you'll have to pass the torch.
14) though

Great. I gotta leave though. I'm going hunting with my son.
15) together

Now I've put together a little flash bomb to create a diversion.
16) else

Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call.
17) ever

- Yeah, I don't think I'll ever beat you. - Hey, Chris, what's with your leg?
18) sure

- It sure does... - Get the hell off me!

1) flavourful

because they're exotic and flavourful and very, very special.
2) freakishly

Don't be stupid. I don't need to compete with my son or his freakishly large penis.
3) uncool

Uncool people are like animals.
4) smug

Why, you smug little bastard!
5) accustomed

Megan, you must try the brisket. I'll serve it in the manner to which you're accustomed.
6) pathetic

This is pathetic. All because you feel inadequate next to Chris.
7) ashamed

- You must be ashamed of me. - Oh, Peter.
8) drunken

The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a broken prophylactic?
9) fierce

- Oh! This meat stinks something fierce! - This'll knock her down a couple notches.
10) inevitable

- It's inevitable. - Don't feel bad.
11) inadequate

This is pathetic. All because you feel inadequate next to Chris.
12) bored

I'm bored.
13) awful

You can't let those awful kids get to you.
14) upset

Stop it, Peter. You're embarrassing me. Look, I know you're upset, but...
15) bald

I'm like one of those bald eagles you see on the Discovery Channel:
16) gentle

Don't worry, baby. I'll be gentle.
17) rid

The only way to get rid of them is with this shampoo and a tiny comb.
18) fancy

I mean, every guy you see with a big house or a fancy car or a shiny gold tooth

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