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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Peter! Chris, these are plantain. And there's nothing wrong with them.
Megan, you must try the brisket. I'll serve it in the manner to which you're accustomed.
- Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails? - No, it's a tumour.
Wonderful! What time do we nail those snot-nosed punks?!
Hey, careful, Quagmire. Don't get too close to that thing.
The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a broken prophylactic?
The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a broken prophylactic?
Put this in the heating grate and set it off in five minutes.
- She's such a dork. - I think I feel worse for the pig.
- What the hell? - Now is the winter of your discontent!
Does it feel good on your new budding bosom?
and I'll use my razor-sharp talon to rip your eyes out! Cookies are done.
You mean like a magical Christmas tumour?
- Hey there, sweetie. How old are you? - 16.
Look, I'm that pretty dark-haired figure skater with the horse teeth,
Come talk to me sometime, sweetheart. I know what it takes to be cool.
Did you forget the neighbour kids chased you and sprinkled you with fixings?
- All right. Salt shaker up the nose. - I got pepper.
- They're my friends now. - They pelt you with meat.
Did you forget the neighbour kids chased you and sprinkle you with fixings?
If you squeeze me, I make bad people go away.
- I whip Chris on the ice today. - Enjoy it while it lasts.
You know, Dad, I just realise something. Your name's Peter.
Holy crap! Chris, that was amazing. I mean, I just froze up.
she got when the man she refused to marry dump sulphuric acid on her, wins. I win!
she got when the man she refuse to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her, wins. I win!
Yea, Meg! Oh, man, I love how these kids celebrate these days!
Go away! Go on, get! Stay tune for an all-new Ally McBeal!
Did you forget the neighbour kids chase you and sprinkled you with fixings?
How did this happen? I'm suppose to be the man of the house.
Connie Demico even invite me to her sweet 16.
after coming to the States for her severely burn face
- Hey, Chris. I bet you can't do this. - I bet I can!
Really? Not even if I smoke this corncob pipe?
When you pull that thing into your garage, does the garage say "Is it in yet?"
No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodge deep within your brain.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
after coming to the States for her severely burned face
We perform at all the football games. I'm practically a cheerleader!
Come talk to me sometime, sweetheart. I know what it takes to be cool.
Wanna go push the janitor, knowing he can't legally push us back?
Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call.
Apparently, you're a 12-year-old prepubescent girl.
Which is good, cos I finally have someone to give this training bra to. Here, Josephina.
No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
The National Gun Association is all about safety, especially when it comes to kids.
Too late!
- You were gonna play hockey with Chris. - Bring him along.
Face it, sooner or later you'll have to pass the torch.
Great. I gotta leave though. I'm going hunting with my son.
Now I've put together a little flash bomb to create a diversion.
Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call.
- Yeah, I don't think I'll ever beat you. - Hey, Chris, what's with your leg?
- It sure does... - Get the hell off me!
because they're exotic and flavourful and very, very special.
Don't be stupid. I don't need to compete with my son or his freakishly large penis.
Uncool people are like animals.
Why, you smug little bastard!
Megan, you must try the brisket. I'll serve it in the manner to which you're accustomed.
This is pathetic. All because you feel inadequate next to Chris.
- You must be ashamed of me. - Oh, Peter.
The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a broken prophylactic?
- Oh! This meat stinks something fierce! - This'll knock her down a couple notches.
- It's inevitable. - Don't feel bad.
This is pathetic. All because you feel inadequate next to Chris.
I'm bored.
You can't let those awful kids get to you.
Stop it, Peter. You're embarrassing me. Look, I know you're upset, but...
I'm like one of those bald eagles you see on the Discovery Channel:
Don't worry, baby. I'll be gentle.
The only way to get rid of them is with this shampoo and a tiny comb.
I mean, every guy you see with a big house or a fancy car or a shiny gold tooth