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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Dang, I hope her brother don't already have dib on her.
Our chance to put that showboating Canadian wench behind bars and you blow it.
Ta-da! Possum surprise.
Oh, I feel so deliciously white-trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!
It's in my raccoon wounds! Oh, God!
Hey, there, young fella. Bringin' me good news today?
- And flyin' machines? - And perfume for your armpit?
And this diamond tiara. And this wonderful sceptre.
and coronae, which seem to be domes over large magma chambers. Here's five dollars.
I got blister on my fingers!
That was Merle Haggard with "I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist". Next...
It'll make you smell like Elizabeth Taylor. So I guess you'll smell of bourbon and Vicodin.
I'm at this maximum-security facility, where a ruthless thug has engineered a daring escape.
Mm. You smell like the inside of my momma's purse.
We didn't have no money for a present, so we all just spit in a jar.
That's OK, mister. I don't collect till the end of the month.
Robert E Lee. I knew I'd find you here, where they seat the sorry-ass loser.
Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Mm.
He saw his reflection, thought it was him and drown trying to save himself.
Until we catch this guy, you'll be relocate to the Deep South.
We interrupt this programme for a news story.
I hereby declare victory in the name of the Confederacy.
- I smell a sitcom! - I suggest you start packing immediately.
Jenkins and I have been assign to live here and watch your house.
Chris mess it up by writing his school schedule and a list of his fears on the back.
and they pray for death, but death won't come.
Y'all interested? We take turns being sheriff. You just hang out here, eat pie and get drunk.
I suppose we're also not going with
Ulysses S Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?
Oh, no! Someone pee in my pants!
That drunken idiot kick your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon Line.
I bet if we fixed it up a little bit, it could be a piece of crap.
Until we catch this guy, you'll be relocated to the Deep South.
You suck!
I'm at this maximum-security facility, where a ruthless thug has engineer a daring escape.
I'd lost all control of my bodily functions.
Oh, I feel so deliciously white-trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
I hereby declare victory in the name of the Confederacy.
You said it out loud. I heard you in the other room.
Wait a second, I got a picture of him somewhere. Here you go.
No, it definitely doesn't go anywhere.
- " Twice as tall as me, three times the girth - " Girth
My daughter would absolutely love you.
- I smell a sitcom! - I suggest you start packing immediately.
Ulysses S Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?
Actually, I made it with Shake 'n Bake.
The weird thing is, kissing Sam kind of felt right.
Haven't seen a newspaper in a couple of days. Wonderin' if you're ever gonna come back.
- Aw, who needs 'em? You like Popsicles? - Well, sure.
Well, at least the TV gets decent reception.
Is Europe an option? I've always wanted to spend a year in Prague teaching English.
I hated TJ Hooker. And I never actually saw McMillan and Wife, although I was aware of it.
But, uh, would I do it all again?
- That's a nice muscly throwin' arm you got. - Uh, thanks.
What are those dulcet tones? Why, this is the music of the angels!
He's a slovenly liberal and I'm a fastidious conservative.
Layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock,
I'm so awkward!
That drunken idiot kicked your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon Line.
"My big ole fat-ass baby loves to eat
You're so cute. You're like a skinny Garth Brooks.
Well, at least the TV gets decent reception.
Y'all interested? We take turns being sheriff. You just hang out here, eat pie and get drunk.
Man, was last night weird. I kissed a boy! But I really like him as a friend. His name is Sam.
You've been pitching that for an hour. It's not an attractive name.
it's just that I don't want a romantic relationship.
- " Twice as tall as me, three times the girth - " Girth
and the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being lazy?
- Boy, it's so quiet around here. - I know.
We're so proud of you, Chris, for helping to put that horrible man in jail.
Warm yesterday.