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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Ensign Glen Quagmire. Welcome aboard. You picked a great day to get rescued.
Don't worry. We've been studying fulcrum in school.
- What's with that moustache? - Let me see that.
and into a ravine, exploding on impact.
Hey, fella. I got us a tee time tomorrow at Barrington Country Club.
What the hell? "Lois, it's an anniversary scavenger hunt. "
If you don't want to follow procedure, fine. Stay in limbo.
- What the deuce? - Blast off! Go on. Get the note for Mommy.
- How about now? - Your crotch just looks like Lois to me.
Oh, yeah. Thank God I get to hang out with a fascinating gent like yourself.
Waffles! Tasty waffle with lots of syrup!
Too late, Stewie. The fix is in and the noodle are boiling in the pot.
You got any SPF-50? I bleach like a gym sock.
Don't yell at your mother! If you yell at your mother, a hen will lay eggs in your tummy.
You have to counterbalance the weight at the point where the lever pivot. Like so.
- Sorry, Ma. - Is sorry gonna reheat the casserole?
- Oh! - " Swab means mop, deck means floor...
- Clean as a whistle, sir. - I won't get short by touching your spit?
- Brilliantly choreograph. - That's your tax dollars at work.
A family lost their lives when they swerve off the road
- Mom, I found Dad's first clue. - I can't believe your father organise this.
If Lois finds out I'm ditch her, she'll hit me with a frying pan.
Aah! Aah! You bastard!
I was talking to a robe for 20 minutes before I realise you weren't in it.
OK, kids, keep your eyes peel for a clue.
Screw that. I bust my ass keeping Lois busy so I could be here. Grip it and rip it.
Mom, you remember that goldfish we flush down the toilet?
How dare you use me for your own personal selfish... Hmm.
Your mother smell.
You're shook up about that appointment. You're Death. What are you afraid of?
- I'm afraid I do. - We're being chase by ghosts!
I met her last summer when her dad hung himself. I was too shy to ask her out.
Before you tee off, here are your complimentary monogrammed bag towels,
Sure you're not suppose to get Keith Richards?
- So, when am I gonna die? - Two years after your wife divorce you.
Ensign Glen Quagmire. Welcome aboard. You picked a great day to get rescue.
- Oh, man, she was beautiful. - This looks awfully familiar.
I was remembering I accidentally put my shirt on inside out this morning.
Thanks, Quagmire. Hope you live next door to me someday.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Ensign Glen Quagmire. Welcome aboard. You picked a great day to get rescued.
Wanna go somewhere and grab a coffee?
My, this is certainly a beautiful night. I love looking at stars.
Ma, for God's sake, leave me alone! I'm working!
This year, instead of exchanging gifts,
What Jughead has done here - and it's quite ingenious actually -
Too late, Stewie. The fix is in and the noodles are boiling in the pot.
What Jughead has done here - and it's quite ingenious actually -
I was remembering I accidentally put my shirt on inside out this morning.
And quick out in front, Silver Dasher, followed by My Nose!
It's fine now, though. So what were you saying? A fashion show?
- Ma, she's gonna dump him. - At least he got that far.
That truck's coming up on us awful fast.
I told him it'd be nice if we could spend a romantic day together.
- It's Etruscan. - Get out of here.
What Jughead has done here - and it's quite ingenious actually -
Cos they're like people, little furry people.
A tragic accident in the Providence area.
That one's a feminist type, she's into he-men,
Are we talking a slope or full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail?
That truck's coming up on us awful fast.
Oh, yeah. Thank God I get to hang out with a fascinating gent like yourself.
You could be the first black guy to play this course. People are gonna be impressed.
- You aren't nervous, are you? - You'll know when I'm nervous.
I told him it'd be nice if we could spend a romantic day together.
- That's weak. - Yeah.
Very interesting... but stupid.
Oh, dear. I think we all know what that means. Boi-oi-oi-oiing. Gross.
and that one's mad for jazz. Watch this.
That was close. That looks dangerous. Somebody's gonna get hurt.
Oh, dear. I think we all know what that means. Boi-oi-oi-oiing. Gross.
Oh. Pull slow. I must remember to do this game when no one's around.