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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Sheesh, Lois, look at the garbage those damn leafer dumped on our lawn.
"Margaret, after 20 years of marriage, your curious indiscretion no longer faze me. "
Just like I ate insane New York anchorman Dan Rather. Pah!
Wassup? Can I get two slices of pepperoni?
- What you looking at? - The underpants. Lose 'em.
Hello? 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah. It's in a window this time.
- You snooze, you lose, lady. - You have two choices.
Public urination is just wrong. Except during the Million Man March
"I'm a pompous antichrist who will probably drop my plans for world domination
And the keg. And I'm not sure, but I think I've been shot.
I don't know, fella. I think there's potential in this crowd.
Blasphemy!
those hammocky deposits of gin sugars you call buttocks?"
- Dough boy? - Country virtuoso Roy Clark?
I know I went a little overboard with my tae-jitsu,
"Insecurity. Gender confusion. " I'll give you something to write about.
Murderer!
Technically, the first was that time bomb I left ticking in your uterus before I came out.
I emasculate him in front of all those people. I think he's really upset.
Why, you totter, fem-sucked dewberry!
Quahog is infest with loud, hairy creatures, also known as New Yorkers.
Peter, I'm sick and tired of hearing you whine about the leafers. Take some action.
I felt weak. You never listen to me. You undermine me in front of the kids.
They migrate north every autumn to see the foliage.
You owe it to your son to learn how to manage these feelings.
where we pretend to be the person who makes us angry.
Sorry, Peter. Someone stole the remotes.
I smell a messy diaper. God, why does that turn me on?
Sheesh, Lois, look at the garbage those damn leafers dump on our lawn.
Hold on. Relax. Everybody, relax.
"Really? And I suppose you think I enjoy hanging onto
And the kegs. And I'm not sure, but I think I've been shot.
Fellas, this is God's house. And the Patriots kick off in 45 minutes.
It burn!
Damn. Must have pull something playing hoops last week.
Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck.
The Drunken Clam? Why couldn't we go someplace fancy, like The Olive Garden?
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Technically, the first was that time bomb I left ticking in your uterus before I came out.
- You should come with me sometime. - I'd love to.
And besides, you're not exactly Father of the Year yourself.
"Let me see. It's here somewhere. "
She learns things eventually. It just takes her longer. Come on.
And besides, you're not exactly Father of the Year yourself.
Perhaps a quick stretch first.
Lovely, but it doesn't quite answer our question.
Gather round, everybody. 10 bucks is all it takes.
- Hurry, Peter. They're almost here. - We're too late.
Actually, I kinda... I sorta have a headache, kinda.
- Can we move this along? - Patriots suck.
When you get 'em together, hold on to your sides!
I want you to get rid of all of this right now, cos I am never fighting again, ever!
Sure you can. Hey, Ralph Macchio! My wife here needs to talk to you.
Mary, you'll never leave us, will you?
And look who I had for dessert. Asexual former mayor Ed Koch. Pah!
"I'm a pompous antichrist who will probably drop my plans for world domination
And then when he's weary, emasculate him with your incessant nagging.
And then when he's weary, emasculate him with your incessant nagging.
- That was lame. - Poor Peter.
Did it kill you to be multicultural for a minute?
Just like I ate insane New York anchorman Dan Rather. Pah!
That's Randy, and that's Fred. Randy is the messy one. Fred's very neat.
"Don't listen to your mother, kids. She's worthless and dumb. "
I emasculated him in front of all those people. I think he's really upset.
I want you to get rid of all of this right now, cos I am never fighting again, ever!
It takes a very steady hand. Don't touch the sides!
"Margaret, after 20 years of marriage, your curious indiscretions no longer faze me. "
Quahog is infested with loud, hairy creatures, also known as New Yorkers.
The Drunken Clam? Why couldn't we go someplace fancy, like The Olive Garden?
- Be a man and fight me yourself. - Lois, the sensei is a sacred position.
Aren't you precious!
No. Hitting Peter is the first violent thing he's ever done.