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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Cos our chequebook looks like crap
- You didn't date her cos she was a tickler? - Tickler!
he fought in Vietnam, he's an exorcist, but there is one thing that terrifies him.
who's a real whiz with volcanos, a volcano is coming this way.
OK, just a quick incision here and we should be all done, Mrs Wilson.
I could make a foreskin joke but this is a solemn occasion.
Wondrous dancing speck of light
and Soon-Yi's retainer fell out of my pants.
I'd consider it a mitzvah to educate him.
Hey-hey, guys and dolls. Drinks are on doh-ray-mi.
I'm not in right now. Please leave a message. Beep!
Touch?, salesman.
Lois, I appreciate the marshmallow and fish casserole,
Except "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. "
Since I can't give her a slap
Well, that was so nice. A good sermon and such beautiful songs.
in something every homeowner cannot be without: volcano insurance.
Instigated our hatred like a Buick.
Keep goin' until you come to a highway that bisect it at a 45-degree angle.
he fought in Vietnam, he's an exorcist, but there is one thing that terrifies him.
I can't believe you squander that money.
Instigated our hatred like a Buick.
Though by many they're abhor
exacerbate, instigated...
It is the white devil that has propagate,
Hebrew people I've adore
I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
- Yeah, let's go with that. - Can Stewie and me be excuse?
And on this day, the Sabbath, we gather here to...
I pray for you, Max Weinstein. And here you are!
A paedophile. And I'll be damn if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
I'm Irish; I drink and I ban homosexuals from marching in my parade. Now get my money.
Lois, I appreciate the marshmallow and fish casserole,
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lecture by a pervert.
Yes. It spread through his body so fast, but he's at peace now, and the whole thing...
$200?! That's more than I spent on all that Handsome Cream. I don't have it.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
- That's OK, Peter. - People have done that for too damn long!
Besides, there'll be plenty of time for that on the ride back.
How shall I put this? In an attic somewhere there's a portrait of you getting prettier.
I dunno, Max. The kid's not exactly an honour-roll student. Watch.
- Go on. - So perhaps you'd be interested
I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
Peter! Max, it was nice of you to invite us along.
Nothing else has worked so far
Yes. It spread through his body so fast, but he's at peace now, and the whole thing...
Nothing else has worked so far
- Come on. It never rains in Rhode Island. - Yeah, but we've never had a volcano either.
It just says "volcano insurance" over and over again.
Hm. I too have an uncle.
And down here in small print it says "He's signing it, he's signing it, I can't believe it. "
Well, yeah, not the retarded ones, but why would you even say that?
- That's OK, Peter. - People have done that for too damn long!
I'm not in right now. Please leave a message. Beep!
They built the pyramids. You'll have to excuse Peter. He can be tactless sometimes.
This is so degrading. This is worse than the time I was at the Friars Club
I could make a foreskin joke but this is a solemn occasion.
Well, don't you think we're overdue for one?
Well, yeah, not the retarded ones, but why would you even say that?
It's not that I have ideological differences, I'm just not a hat person.
Volcano insurance? That's ridiculous.
Hebrew people I've adored
I guess you can tell him I said hi. But don't make me sound desperate.
For shock value? Jeez, Cleveland, there's edgy and there's offensive. Good day, sir!
- Ooh, my. How exotic. - Thank you...?
where you can take a spiritual ceremony that begins a lifetime commitment
Jeez, Max, I don't know about this. I went to Catholic school. I'm not sure this is allowed.
Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
Um, you know, I got beat, pure and simple.
Wait. Rosenblat? Greenstein? You're saying I need a Jewish guy to handle my money.
I'm Irish; I drink and I ban homosexuals from marching in my parade. Now get my money.
He made some smart investments that really paid off.