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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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You ordered a pie for an appetiser?
- Tattoo here will look out for the kidnapper. - Higgins.
Hold on, toot! I don't care what our therapist says.
Say it. Say "I like cleaning your doody, Stewie. " Ha! Don't forget the taint.
Oh, hi, Quagmire. No, Peter's not home.
This 12-pack of fungicide is for my daughter Meg.
Oh, God! There's blood in my mucus!
You were going 65, fella. That's ten miles over the... Why are you holding his hand?
Damn itch. I wonder who gave it to me.
This is our niece, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
And I'm ashamed of myself that I let Peter's jealousy prevent me
Waiter! Martini and a roofie colada.
No. It's step, hip, step, pivot. Are you trying to piss off the volcano?
- Here you go, sweetheart. Open up. - No!
TC, fly the chopper around the island. I'll talk to the women.
Come here, you home-wrecking bastard!
- Can I have more sausage? - Yeah, me too?
No. It's step, hip, step, pivot. Are you trying to piss off the volcano?
Except that guy. But he's helping that woman tickle a midget.
It's got a cloaking device that disguise it as two homeless guys
Doug, I spit in that guy's eggs.
He lure me to the park with promises of candy and funny stories.
- I owe that to my better half. - Who is it, sir?
I realise this is upsetting. That's why I've invited Howie Mandel
It rub the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Ha!
I recommend a trial separation, during which time I advise that you date other people.
I quit drinking. I might be an alcoholic.
The power's not suppose to go that high!
I realise this is upsetting. That's why I've invite Howie Mandel
I haven't wash my hand since you touched it.
- I appreciate you putting me up, Cleveland. - Our house is your house, Peter.
Please keep a close eye on him. Remember what happen last time.
Yeah. So, I guess you're married now, huh?
- Why would Lois be there? I already ate. - Take a look.
Peter and I just separate. I feel like I need more time.
I haven't washed my hand since you touch it.
But I... I seem to be so charmingly befuddled.
I... I... this is... My, this is terribly awkward.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
- We're turning blue! - I've got nowhere to run.
I know. But maybe the doctor's right. This time apart could be good for us.
Sometimes you gotta do a lot of crap before they put you in anything decent.
Hey, there's the mail! Oh, finally.
- Oh, my God! - Nobody has arms long enough to reach her.
We'll work on it later. I love you, Lois.
Gross. I still think you're neat, though.
I just noticed. How often do you see a 17th-century well in this day and age?
How far can you get this banana... I can't say it. She's looking right at me.
We could get together for coffee, catch up.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Ha!
You were clean 15 minutes ago. Now you're just on vacation.
That's it! You have got to be the most vile, disgusting human being I've ever met!
You sure did. What the hell is this?
Maybe if you bought me nice clothes once in a while!
- Ever hear of supe industrial adhesive? - Actually, yes, we have.
Mr and Mrs Griffin, what I'm about to suggest may seem unorthodox.
That's it! You have got to be the most vile, disgusting human being I've ever met!
I can't let Peter's irrational emotions run my life!
Oh, my God! That's disgusting!
so I can observe your uncensored behaviour.
And I'm ashamed of myself that I let Peter's jealousy prevent me
I... I... this is... My, this is terribly awkward.
I guess I finally understand how you can get so jealous sometimes.
Gross. I still think you're neat, though.
Let me show you Mort's tape. He was so charming.
Mmm, delicious. I will seriously consider purchasing this product.
Sometimes you gotta do a lot of crap before they put you in anything decent.
Ladies, I'm a very desperate man.
- Please! Where my eyes are half-closed? - God, just take the damn compliment!
This feels really weird, Lois.
Suspect! Suspect! You have the right to remain silent!
There you go. Isn't this romantic?