New here? Create a new Account
Move to the previous cue
Move to the next cue
Increase size of captions
Decrease size of captions
Translate current cue
00:23:13
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
6849
And then I want a Goop Monster.
I may be a total washout as a father, but I'm not gonna take my kid...
- It's a sign! It's an omen! - It's a coincidence, Dad.
A little squeak toy.
In a one-horse open sleigh
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
you don't wanna get this sucker near your eye or your groin.
Uh, medley of holiday "flavorites."
Not a dime till Christmas Eve! Now, from the top.
"We had some sadness and some gladness this year.
Unadulterated pap.
Oh, jingle bells Batman smells
- Hey, you dropped your pork chop.
But he's a loser! He's pathetic! He's--
What's the matter, Homer? Somebody leave a lump of coal in your stocking?
- I dare you to yank his beard off. - Ah, touche.
- and you are one of his helper. - Oh, I knew that one too!
Three cheer for Brainy!
Doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betray me.
and they shout out with glee
-I'm warn you two! - Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Hey, Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap.
Oh, jingle bells Batman smell
No, Homer! If such an emergency arise,
So you got drag down here too, huh?
I bet Bart can think of a million things to do with these.
If TV has taught me anything,
Somehow I doubt that Homer is excited.
Number 8, Sir Galahad will be replace by Santa's Little Helper.
Beat it! Scram! Get lost!
it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas.
"So I guess life goes on.
Marge, haven't you finish that stupid letter yet?
So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me,
"The magic of the season has touch us all.
- Hey, you drop your pork chop.
"was unexpectedly run over and went to kitty heaven.
Welcome aboard, Simpson.
Somehow I doubt that Homer is excited.
because aside from the fact he has the same frailties as all human belings.
- Hmm. - Uh, I certainly do.
Come on, boy. Sometimes your faith is all that keeps me going.
- Daddy! We're so glad to see you! - Oh, Dad, you're finally home!
Well, Homer and I are looking forward to your visit too.
Therefore, he is my model of manhood,
Homer, why are you seven hours late?
It's almost 9:00. Where's Homer anyway?
- even further this year.
Dog O'War coming up fast on the outside.
"Speaking of life going on, Grandpa's still with us, feisty as ever.
Once again, Sir Galahad has been replaced by Santa's Little Helper.
I don't know why you picked one who's always so rude to us.
They never let poor Rudolph
Once again, Sir Galahad has been replaced by Santa's Little Helper.
Unadulterated pap.
- Oh, he'll sober up. - Yeah. Come staggering home.
- Oh, he'll sober up. - Yeah. Come staggering home.
But he's a loser! He's pathetic! He's--
I don't know why you picked one who's always so rude to us.
I don't know. They're pretty selective.
a decent home and a loving father who would do anything for you.
Maybe Bart is a little more realistic.
Selma and I couldn't be more excited about seeing our sister Christmas Eve.
Ooh! Careful, Homer!
I doubt it, Bubbles. We'll be sad little elves this Christmas.
Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?
- What is it, Flanders? - Do you think this looks okay?
The fifth grade will now favour us...
and it makes you look so dangerous.
Hello. I'm proud to announce...
- Cool! - However, it is rather expensive,
Here comes Screwy the mechanical rabbit.