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00:22:46
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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Nice dismount, man.
and your leg gets gangrene, and it has to be amputated.
It looks like a guy with a switchblade stuck in his back.
- Will there be cavemen in heaven? - Certainly not.
If it weren't for him, all the settler would have died...
as he stands on the brink of salvation,
- Oh, no! -Another touchdown!
in the great blizzard of '48.
Oh. He didn't say that under certain circumstance it was all right, did he?
Yeah. Among other things, ape can't get into heaven.
a free slide whistle just like Sideshow Bob's.
I'd like to begin today's sermon, which I have entitled,
I seemed to have struck a chord with you today, Homer.
The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn't.
Three jumbo chery squisheys,
I can't let my only boy get ripped limb from limb by a bloodthirsty mob.
I'm just tying to get a little goodness into the family.
Oh, cool, man. Space Mutants 4.
was brutally decapitate last night...
What are you doing? Show a little respect, you insolent little thugs.
Homer, you embarrass us in front of the whole congregation.
I'd like to begin today's sermon, which I have entitle,
Wolodarsky takes it at the five. And oh, my. He fumble!
Hmm. The child seems rattle.
Although modern historians recently uncover evidence...
You little sneak, you're coming with me.
Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives.
We interrupt "Mamboin the Morning"...
- " Practically"? - It is steal.
Stay tune to this station...
I've been kick out of all four Space Mutant movies.
Homer, you promise me.
I seemed to have struck a chord with you today, Homer.
I pull a few boners.
- Oh, sorry. - We forgot how much you love Jebediah Springfield.
- Please, be seat, Homer. - Yeah, sit down, Homer.
was brutally decapitated last night...
But sneaking into a movie is practically stealing, man.
Somehow I got the idea that being popular...
And if you still wanna tear apart this young Sunday school student...
Hey, man, leave the kid alone. I like him.
So, like, sometimes you could do stuff you think is pretty bad...
Although modern historians recently uncovered evidence...
- You run along. - Son, we're in this mess together.
- You run along. - Son, we're in this mess together.
At least until you've heard the story of how we ended up...
No, we don't. Ty being objective for once in-- Oh?
Here you go, son. Share the wealth. That's what I always say.
Can you think of a better way for Daddy to spend his hard-won 50 bucks?
They got us cornered, boy. We'll never get away. Give me the head.
- Didn't hurt. - Oh, yeah? Well, do it again.
- It's too long! - 23:05?
- I mean, without the head, of course. - Oh, yeah.
You little sneaks, you're coming with me.
You're not really talking to me. You're just my overactive imagination.
- Maybe. - It's because of your irreverent attitude...
Along the way, he met a ferocious bear...
in an act of senseless vandalism.
The statue of Jebediah Springfield, our illustrious town founder,
Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives.
No matter how tempting it might be,
- and one double jumbo original flavor, sir. - Okay.
- Where did you get a ridiculous idea like that? - Uh--
The answers to deep theological questions.
with the head of our beloved town founder.
- when he killed that bear. - It's so awful.
Go on, Lisa. We've all got to be brave, just like Jebediah...
This could be the most remarkable comeback since Lazarus rose from the dead.
Killing innocent people, eating human flesh.
Jebediah once killed a bear with his bare hands.
Now they're lining up fort his crucial kick.
Perfect football weather for this incredible game.