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00:23:07
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
2709
- Bart? - This lunkhead? - Impossible.
Please use the cuspidor That's what it's for
We come from Springfield and we sell swampland
the ennui, the intellectual malaise?
Uh, guess you don't want to overheat the old noggin, eh?
Oof!
I was merely tying to fend off the desecration of the school building.
- Who's the lard butt? -He's the bullfighter.
Genius-level intelligence is usually the result of heredity and environment.
that are obviously childish forgeries when compared to--
Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort of simpleminded grudge against me.
Hamster Number One has been infected with a staphylococci virus.
Cool hamster. What are their names?
- Hey, no abbreviation. - Not I.D., Dad."Id." It's a word.
- And a short temper. - I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape!
A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin.
Does anyone else have an example of a paradox?
Let's go get a burger.
so he won't be tempt to look at his neighbor's paper?
before he invent the lightbulb.
Don't be discourage, son.
Hamster Number One has been infect with a staphylococci virus.
This aptitude test we administer this morning...
Tell me, Bart, are you ever bore in school?
leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away."
So,"Y" equals " R" cube over three.
has reveal that the young Bart here is what we call a "gifted child."
I wouldn't get too attach. We're dissecting him next week.
"I cheat on my intelligence test. Period."
- As in,"This game is stup-id." - Hey, shut up, boy.
Yeah, Bart. You're suppose to be developing verbal abilities...
- Oh, you bet. - Mm-hmm.
Whoa! Yeah, strike three! You're outta there!
You might say you caught him red-handed.
What's that word where you encourage something to grow?
We estimate the damage at $75, and frankly...
- Oh. - That's still amazingly high.
we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill.
You know, sentences spelled the same backwards and forwards.
that are obviously childish forgeries when compared to--
You can't stay in there forever!
it can't possibly be bad.
"but twice as many get on as got on at the first stop."
Certainly, Martin.
That's exactly the kind of crapola that's lousing him up.
He's frequently absent from school, then gives teachers pathetic excuse notes...
and sometimes even the best sheep stray from the flock...
No, no, we're quite certain.
and need to be hugged extra hard.
May I go outside and read under a tree?
If we don't get any volunteers soon, I'll assign somebody.
Is that one fat enough for you, son?
An hour later, a number of passengers...
Don't worry, Home boy. You're not that fast.
A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin.
a freedom fraught with paradoxes.
Freud shows how childhood shapes our subconscious mind...
that are obviously childish forgeries when compared to--
Undercover? Bart, I'm intrigued. Go on.
A rather mediocre genius.
He's frequently absent from school, then gives teachers pathetic excuse notes...
Well... you're damned if you do...
Well, at any rate, it is my reluctant decision--
Ever feel a little frustrated?
He's just speaking in backwards phonetics today.
we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill.
Don't you get it, Bart? Derivative D-Y equals three R squared...
If you get bored, feel free to take out a book and start reading.
Yeah, Bart. You're supposed to be developing verbal abilities...
A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin.
- No rush, Dad. Take the scenic route. - Gotcha.
- He says it's urgent. - Send him in.