Name: Life on the Fast Lane
Released: 2019-02-09
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) slickness

Feel the slickness. Feel the satiny finish.
2) dib

Dibs. First dib. I get to lick the beaters.
3) backseat

Tell him I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love,
4) macaroni

Oh, big deal. Dry macaroni, spray paint and glue. Whoopie.
5) waiter

The place where the waiter sing.
6) eater

Ow! Ow! Ow! Litha, my "ongue" is "uck" in the "eater." My "ongue"!
7) brunch

- Meet me tomorrow for brunch. - What's brunch?
8) moonlight

Marge, do you know how beautiful you look in the moonlight?
9) peanut

Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,
10) laughter

Your laughter is like music to me.
11) deed

Better than the deed, better than the memory--
12) steak

Nothing. Finish your steak.
13) spite

- I'm here out of spite. - Can't bowl without a lane.
14) breeze

Don't worry, everybody. This will be a breeze if we all pitch in.
15) slice

but it comes with a slice of cantaloupee at the end.
16) gallon

What the hell are you talking about? There's gallon of it!
17) champagne

It's orange juice and champagne.
18) denial

You're in stage two, denial.

1) engrave

You can't take it back. You had your name engrave on it!
2) cherish

whose parents no longer love and cherish each other.
3) toss

Hey, Dad. What do you say we toss the ol' apple around?
4) scare

Don't be scare, Dad. It's not so hard takin' care of us.
5) knock

You've knock over eight.
6) intend

You never intend for me to use that ball.
7) drag

Does the time always drag like this?
8) pitch

Don't worry, everybody. This will be a breeze if we all pitch in.
9) laugh

But if you laugh at what I say next, I will die,
10) shut

- Someone who eats with his mouth shut. - What's that, Patty?
11) suppose

But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's suppose to.
12) surprise

- And Connie Chung. - And when he surprise you with the Connie Chung calendar?
13) bet

I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split.
14) bottle

I don't believe in keeping feelings bottle up.
15) mention

I just never mention it, but it's time you knew how I feel.
16) bowl

It's hard for me to judge since I've never bowl in my life!
17) forget

You really thought I forgot, didn't you?
18) happen

Bart, I read about what happen to kids...

1) someplace

We wanna take you someplace fun-- The Singing Sirloin.
2) awfully

I'm-- I'm awfully sorry.
3) deliberately

I'm sure he doesn't do it deliberately.
4) loud

Laugh out loud. You'll lose weight.
5) damn

and you're too damn stupid to know what to do,
6) indeed

- Is Thursday okay? - It's okay, indeed.
7) certainly

You certainly have a lot of bowling trophies.
8) alone

Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it's my turn.
9) perhaps

perhaps shocking.
10) quite

You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch,
11) enough

Time enough to start over with a new man.
12) later

So, 120 pins later, I am the better man.
13) far

They're far too tapered for the ball you're using.
14) together

What cosmic force brought us together, Marge?
15) usually

but usually the jelly drips out over the side...
16) else

What else do we have to do? Let's check the list your mom left us.
17) ever

This is gonna be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had.
18) least

At least that way, you won't make things worse.

1) senseless

Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things,
2) captivating

I've been waiting for you. Come in, my captivating one.
3) slender

Your fingers are so slender, so feminine.
4) moist

A little warm and moist.
5) fragile

Like two fragile bowling pins--
6) shocking

perhaps shocking.
7) feminine

Your fingers are so slender, so feminine.
8) delightful

That sounds delightful. Just you and me and the balladeers.
9) delicate

You need something lighter. More delicate.
10) tackle

- The tackle box. - Remember when he got you the tackle box?
11) loud

Let it out, Marge. Laugh loud.
12) challenging

It's a very challenging hobby.
13) divine

Some divine pinspotter...
14) offensive

You're so wonderful that you thought it was something offensive.
15) pleasant

Pleasant dreams until the dawn
16) stupid

and you're too damn stupid to know what to do,
17) okay

- Is Thursday okay? - It's okay, indeed.
18) exciting

Too exciting.

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