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01:02:04
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
64
It is 18 miles to the pub.
I told the benefit scrounger
when they could do lift-off oversteer?
- Like a hole puncher? - Yes.
"I haven't got an ingot with me."
and after ten minutes this voice over in the blackness goes,
RICHARD: Oh, bugger!
Making rude gestures at other motorist, you go to prison.
Nine quid. That is absolutely...
but there's a bloke here wants to race his Nissan.
into something like that puddle over there...
as this short montage from the last 12 weeks shows.
It's just a standard moan of yours.
I actually think the service station on the motorway
I needed to put some melon on a row of traffic cones.
with a petrol-powered range extender?
and, let's be honest, stunt drivers.
For a start, it's hardly a hardship,
- For some paving slab. - Exactly.
Back to the drawing boards, lad,
and then a delicate balance of throttle and steering
Making rude gesture at other motorists, you go to prison.
or whatever obstacle we attach it to,
I've overfill it, in fact.
Winchers seem to be obsess
He's overshot a bit there. Oh, dear.
because that wast electricity,
that have befall all the other celebrities
I'm just stagger by this.
that you might be tempt to look at.
is overtaking a Porsche 911 Turbo S.
this is deliberately provoking it
I've nearly drown in three puddles.
Clarkson, has he tame the GT3?
ever to have been conceived and invent.
so I recharge the old-fashioned way
Yep. Oh, I've stall again.
organise by Clarkson and May to begin.
AUTOMATED VOICE: To whom should I send your message?
That means it accelerate to 500mph instantly.
and how much you excite everybody.
As oppose to a fat man and a small boy.
I'm telling you. I'm warn you.
I decided I couldn't be bother to wait any more,
we tore the punchcard off, which means, technically,
♫ He steal from the rich He steal from the poor ♫
Because it's a 200-mile drive, or thereabouts,
The helmet has now thankfully jammed the motor with his head.
JAMES: I genuinely, genuinely like Daniel Ricciardo,
which... will undoubtedly be down to me.
They will drive, deliberately,
Presumably you have to break the patient's other leg
we tore the punchcard off, which means, technically,
Which, sadly, couldn't be said of what followed.
"It's literally the hottest place in the world!"
JAMES: I, meanwhile, was using the longer motorway route
there were virtually no motoring laws at all.
I mean, that is just breath-taking. It really is.
That means it accelerates to 500mph instantly.
- (CHEERING) - Oh, yeah. Obviously,
- Seamus is my new best friend. - Yeah, definitely.
And unfortunately for me, he's rather good at it.
But eventually, we were ready to go.
But it means I'm effectively a lorry driver.
I should absolutely cream this.
and you didn't fill the form in properly.
because he is a truly nice man.
and he's also extremely happy and cheerful.
I was indeed having to do some maths.
"May, you're a blithering idiot,
JAMES: In the i3, thanks to my exuberant driving,
in almost unreachable locations...
It is distracting and off-putting.
♫ That's appalling ♫
with the dreaded clipping points.
it's disastrous.
making me enlightened and him a dinosaur.
right over the ornamental roundabout.
That is obscene!
It's a bit embarrassing, really,
from the unseen footage bin
and he's also extremely happy and cheerful.
Oh, that is awkward!
is deficient in the arms department to the tune of two.
Now look at it. It's unbelievable!
Bah! I've made the future look rubbish
Making rude gestures at other motorists, you go to prison.
I have to say, I'm delighted
and then a delicate balance of throttle and steering
The course was a series of classic transitional bends...
You were useless!
He'll go ten yards, get bored,