Name: Opera, Arts and Donuts
Released: 2018-01-16
Cast: Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner

1) gubbin

Come round, I'll show you the... the gubbin. Ready?
2) klaxon

A... ...rather than a klaxon
3) mooch

We'll have a little mooch about.
4) speedboat

We could drag you back behind our speedboat."
5) centrepiece

Er... The centrepiece of this dashboard here looks like a...
6) tweet

I've sent out a tweet, and I put this on Facebook,
7) tourer

It really is a superb grand tourer,
8) footballer

It look like a footballer's... kitchen worktop.
9) tingle

They also talk about "the Dawn provides an erotic tingle on the skin."
10) seatbelt

People who put their seatbelt on?
11) forerunner

-I think that stands out. - Paul was the forerunner of Ted, really.
12) buzzer

so the warning beeps and buzzer are now less... Germanic.
13) twitch

Your twitch! He's twitch!
14) fuzz

Hot Fuzz . It's Hot Fuzz for me, just because of the fight scenes.
15) entourage

...and Hammond extricated his entourage
16) ketchup

Yeah. "Where's the ketchup?"
17) quid

You get a sack of it for ten quid. It's coal!
18) bloke

That bloke's been done for that theft, you know?
19) vomit

and learns about beer and vomit and chlamydia.
20) blurb

That's interesting, this, cos I've got the blurb here
21) whine

And over the top, that shrill, manic whine of the supercharger.
22) moron

What a moron you are, Hammond!
23) fart

You, they'll think, "What are these two old fart doing?"

1) scarper

-We scarper, OK? -Very good. I like it.
2) fossilise

jet is actually fossilise wood."
3) extricate

...and Hammond extricate his entourage
4) stagger

I was stagger
5) smite

but I was truly smitten with the Rolls-Royce.
6) loathe

I object to it existing. It shouldn't exist. I loathe it.
7) organise

Mr. Hammond appears to have organise a helicopter
8) sneak

snuck up behind the speed-camera van,
9) shave

You can have that or two shave roundabouts... for your nine million quid.
10) abandon

...James and I abandon our visit to the Uffizi...
11) crush

I assume he's been crush to death by now, or torn apart.
12) mob

-He's mob. -Yes.
13) shuffle

He probably shuffle in. "I broke me spade."
14) cheer

As Hammond cheer himself up with some doughnuts...
15) hassle

- It looks like he's being hassle by seagulls.
16) scrap

-Yeah, scrap. -No, they're bits.
17) interrupt

Apart from my reverie is occasionally interrupt
18) unwrap

Whilst James unwrap himself
19) tear

I assume he's been crushed to death by now, or torn apart.
20) doom

Hammond is doom!
21) intend

It is intend to attract... people."
22) undo

quietly undid its number plates
23) swap

So they swap its eye for a nostril.

1) staggeringly

It's staggeringly civilised and quiet on the road.
2) spectacularly

-This has gone so spectacularly wrong. -Jeremy!
3) reluctantly

Reluctantly, we agreed to let our vulgar colleague tag along.
4) neatly

then the rest falls neatly into a heap.
5) genuinely

That is a genuinely horrible noise that Hammond's car's making,
6) deliberately

Hammond, you're deliberately making an irritating noise.
7) underneath

But is it a 7 Series underneath?
8) backwards

What's Romanian for "backwards"?
9) visually

-Yeah, but there's a big problem with it visually. -What?
10) sadly

Sadly, the engine noise wasn't the only irritation.
11) literally

There's literally nothing we can do.
12) occasionally

Apart from my reverie is occasionally interrupted
13) regardless

so I got another one and carried on regardless.
14) obviously

Înapoi. It is, obviously. It's bilingual.
15) apart

Well, it depends how far apart they are, doesn't it, really?
16) eventually

...and the bat eventually succumbed.
17) absolutely

It's absolutely wonderful.
18) truly

but I was truly smitten with the Rolls-Royce.
19) extremely

is that it's extremely fast.
20) certainly

Certainly it's good enough to be able to totally destroy
21) nearly

I was nearly right.
22) exactly

It's not exactly the Detroit of the British Isles.
23) alone

...James and I set off alone into the glory that is Italy.

1) fearsome

to try their hand at our fearsome test of skill,
2) shrill

And over the top, that shrill, manic whine of the supercharger.
3) harrowing

by the harrowing scenes... of...
4) smug

Smug little...
5) sultry

Why don't you go and stand in that barn and squeak in a sultry and erotic manner?
6) idiotic

Hammond's idiotic Dodge.
7) feudal

It's a bit feudal, isn't it?
8) irritating

and I'm an irritating little short-arse.
9) serene

It's... It's very serene.
10) vulgar

Reluctantly, we agreed to let our vulgar colleague tag along.
11) doomed

He's doomed!
12) unfamiliar

sometimes you drive an unfamiliar car, you're on the motorway
13) ruined

and Richard filled up through his ruined present,
14) septic

Is that a septic tank?
15) baroque

Are there any Renaissance petrol stations we could visit? Baroque?
16) frustrating

Many frustrating miles later,
17) unbelievable

for its unbelievable fish and chips.
18) rubbish

- It was rubbish. - Yeah, terrible.
19) anglo

that is the best Anglo-German marriage
20) cultured

and very cultured journey.
21) aero

this has an aluminium chassis and some aero trickery.
22) economical

Neither is it a particularly economical one.
23) discreet

If you don't put your seatbelt on, for example, you get a discreet cough.

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