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01:01:44
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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The door... I mean, Riva speedboat don't have doors.
Come on, let's get that turbocharger singing!
Alfa Romeo, purveyor of disappointment for nearly three decades.
with enough tarmac to accommodate the board for your board game.
it's got speakers in the headrest, and it handles well.
is that you get cramp after five minutes.
there are these motorist accessory stores, OK?
We can't even afford to put mayonnaise on our chips now any more.
Colin Chapman, he was the bloke who founded Lotus,
weighs less than three quarters of a tonne,
he said the ethos of a sports car is simplify and add lightness.
A fireman, in case things get out of hand.
we were able to get the forklift driver to help us.
It's very wide. The gearbox is a little bit dim-witted.
and you go into the kitchenware section, and you see a tea cosy,
You're driving up a motorway. There's a train track next to you.
Come on, you bewildered old spaniel - miss.
and it's a typically amateurish tactic to put your ships on the edge,
worked out that there were only 185 otter in the entire country.
Oooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo!
It makes the noise of some futuristic propulsion system powered by antimatter.
rain-sensing wipers, dusk-sensing headlamps.
I'm on some scales. Its carrot's come out.
James, this has a turbocharge 1750cc engine
And you've overdo the explosives.
and in two years, you've flatten 70 of them under your cars.
bathe in red light...
-You reckon that's accurate enough? -Well, it's a cannon.
and matching sunglasses, I presume, yes.
You need to know the weight of an Alfa for when you resell it,
But Mazda has invent a football boot that you can wear to the opera.
He's trod on a turk... No, he hasn't.
Unfortunately, the cow had wander off,
I furnish my cats with doors.
And that he's lent it to us on the television.
Smashed it. Smashed it.
you're overtaking me and I can't be bother to race you,
on your dwindling fleet of doom ships.
The weight argument rage on for the rest of the journey.
With his wheel retrieve, we set off.
I bet he's being shake to death in that thing.
"CCTV footage has reveal, in 2014,
No, we destroy a PT Cruiser, a Prius and many G-Wizs.
but it's been tune for road use.
and he still had his stretch aircraft carrier,
...and then shut up,
It is absolutely unerringly accurate.
in a ridiculously expensive Alfa Romeo.
So I'm going to do that now, just to show you how unbelievably easy this is.
just occasionally, it'll go violently left or right for no reason.
An awful place, admittedly, but if I can just get in there for a second,
and park neatly in a marked space on Conversation Street.
so it is genuinely quick.
Well... this only goes up to 999 hours, sadly.
There's no power assistance, so it's incredibly heavy when you're parking,
Literally nothing at all.
just occasionally, it'll go violently left or right for no reason.
It's virtually silent.
-You know perfectly well how much it is. -Yeah, we've forgotten.
You get four wheels, you get somewhere to sit, an engine, and that's it.
It is obviously very much a car for taking on the track,
The worst police cars, it's definitely not the Americans, is it,
Unfortunately, the ape turned up, uninvited,
Eventually, we pulled over for a cup of coffee
In 2015, it was used only twice."
It is absolutely unerringly accurate.
Alfa Romeo, purveyors of disappointment for nearly three decades.
That's completely facile, Hammond. You know exactly what I mean.
that I didn't mention earlier
and it's a typically amateurish tactic to put your ships on the edge,
I'm gonna go around the unconvincing fighter jet.
Unfortunately, the ape turned up, uninvited,
and James's fleet unscathed, I had to break my duck.
continued his deluded ramblings,
That's completely facile, Hammond. You know exactly what I mean.
Come on, you bewildered old spaniel - miss.
I-I really am alarmed.
but I had a cunning plan to thwart him.
It makes the noise of some futuristic propulsion system powered by antimatter.
For these, you need a car that is frightening and lethal.
Thanks to our fluent French,
I think Hammond's in a sort of retirement home for former distressed sports-car owners.
Look at the snowy mountains.
If you fit sports exhausts, the noise is catastrophic.
Or, if you're in America, those miserable little Chevrolets
Unbelievable. And then you can get traffic cones
-What do you mean, "rubbish"? -Well, if you want the best sports car,
you can buy inflatable people.
For these, you need a car that is frightening and lethal.
You can't put a price on something as exquisite as that.
you don't expect it to be usable as a ballet shoe, do you?
for what was supposed to be a sensible sports-car test of my Mazda MX-5