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01:01:40
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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haemorrhoid cream.
A Flake is advertised as "the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate".
And the Brummie tank commander had the backing of Ford's huge R&D department,
Four-wheel-drive cars can, of course, understeer,
I'm so excited, my tinkle is fizzing.
eight cars, 20 tonn of spares,
Branded with the GT logo and my own personal catchphrase,
which somebody sent to me on a tweet, which I screen grabbed,
over-boost facility on the turbocharger,
but... nope, not a whiff of it here.
who took nitroglycerin pills to keep his heart going.
Blip it up to Field Of Sheep.
Flurry of exuberance, and across the line.
The mighty Mustang has filled the American with vigour,
Hang on, they're just anagram of the same name, aren't they?
Shit! Now I've got cramp!
Every crackle, pop and bang is just connected to every synapse and sinew in me.
Now, the problem was either aerodynamics or suspension,
However, and even though he and his team took amphetamine
Now, that's a big bill for settling a spat with an angry Italian.
Is it because they haven't seen us in knitwear before?
What will they cost, 900 quid?
everybody thinks you've had some kind of trouser accident.
set blistering lap times, and retook the lead for Ford.
We have trawl the Internet and the shops
You flatter yourself, sir!
Why are you applaud him?
This thing squat on its haunches.
Ferrari reckon he could make up the difference in the bends,
Where the GT40 boast a top speed of over 210mph,
and he nominate another driver
In Detroit, Henry Ford decree that they would be back next year
-I've just realise. -What?
On its first outing, the rename GT40 was fast,
I'll turn that over, so then you'll see how much spill off as I eat the Flake.
This huge moose lumber out of the door,
My tour of Britain was then interrupt by an unwelcome arrival.
Out of that insane timetable emerge this.
In many ways, this remind me of the old Escort Cosworth, and that was a great car.
I've actually torn it with my teeth,
Yeah, he is dispatch that with no dramas,
quickly settle on a price of $16 million.
who tackle the car's appalling reliability.
which somebody sent to me on a tweet, which I screen grab,
gather his lieutenants and issued the order:
Now, what had anger him? Well, it was this clause here.
but it was also terrifyingly unstable,
...it went disastrously wrong, didn't it, Bob?
disappointingly small carrot.
Of course I have. Very sensibly, I put mine on earlier.
How about this lovingly crafted
silently breaks away...
Four of the eight GT40s were out of the race altogether.
and he's being surprisingly tidy.
No, it's incredibly heavy
Literally no idea what he's on about. It's just a noise.
Meanwhile, having got rid of the ape,
Pretty damn hard, for a man of my age.
what is basically a turbocharged barnacle.
Pack up the old lady, go for the weekend somewhere in this thing,
Tall.
cos you've obviously forgotten,
which, apparently, is the ideal place to put your laptop or your breakfast.
Well, apart from Nico Rosberg, who is Finnish,
Unfortunately, he turned up
Eventually, we arrived at Stonehenge.
but this bit effectively handed control to Ford.
Is he going twice as fast? No, he is not.
Well, you're absolutely right, as it turns out,
apoplectic with rage,
Mr Effervescent,
you don't want a fat, balding uncle tagging along.
because this Christmas, the market is awash with products
There he is, looking bewildered.
cos you're too giddy -
is it's just so exhausting to move the pieces around.
My tour of Britain was then interrupted by an unwelcome arrival.
the undisputed fastest driver on the planet,
who tackled the car's appalling reliability.
-I can't see what I'm... -It's degrading and unpleasant.
and taming the car's terrifying high-speed instability.
It's not very welcoming. Have you got anything more upbeat?
Then they got up and they simply walked out on the stunned Ford executives.
it was beginning to look like a depressing repeat of '64 and '65.
- That's not embarrassing, is it?
It's a catastrophic fall! The clear winner...
-I can't see what I'm... -It's degrading and unpleasant.
But Enzo Ferrari was willing to trade outright speed for gains elsewhere.
Don't tell me that's not an unfamiliar sight.
-That's another sort of Scandinavian film. -Really?
It's not very welcoming. Have you got anything more upbeat?
Thanks to its sleek shape and the body that stood just 40-inches tall,