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00:21:22
Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders
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Going to prom-- whee-hoo!
I heard from umpire school. I'm in!
even if it means being a waitress in crappy caf?s for five years, I don't care.
Shh. Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay?
Listen, little buddy, I understand it's prom and the adrenaline's pumping, but...
I know it's probably not in your repertoire, but I'm getting married
They're... they're going to have to come over here and audition.
Hey, bro, have you seen my fianc?e Lily?
Yes, Lily, my cousin, the drummer from Led Zeppelin,
but my wardrobe just isn't slutty enough.
Nice. You ladies look good, but your outfit are missing just one thing.
I saw them two months ago at my cousin Bonzo's wedding, they were great.
Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday.
No sweat, we'll just sneak in.
Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it.
I'm sorry, dude, but you saw how stressed out she is.
Oh, disco!
You're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
And I can't do any of that with a, with a boyfriend shackle around my neck, you know?
I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puke on me,
I can't believe I unload like that on a high school senior.
We just snuck in the back.
I mean, I know he apologize for it but it's just, it's not easy to forgive.
Look how cute she looks. All tucker out.
Oh, Robin, are you tear up?
This mascot costume you stole cost $5,000.
We can have you guys arrest, you know that?
You're getting on board with Barney's idea? Man, you really have snap.
At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely relate to me.
The cough is suppose to cover the "lesbian."
He lie and told me he broke up with his girlfriend to try to hook up with me.
Once you're married, if we go out and you get so drunk you throw up, it'll be sad,
And then I promise Lily that we'd stuff 200 wedding invitations.
Guys! I just taste an amazing caterer.
I just... I just don't want everything in my life to be decide already.
there occur a game-changing emergency.
Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday.
At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.
You know, for a turtle, he's surprisingly quick.
Besides, Marshall and I have been planning on having a guy's night out before the wedding.
So, basically, it was a prom.
I want to travel, live overseas as an artist,
and you'll never live abroad and you'll wind up old
Look, if you absolutely must bring Ted, it's,
and not like in a corporate, plastic way. Like, truly, truly hot.
I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume.
Or, actually, Robin, why don't you go to the florist?
Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school?
But seriously, leave me a message, and we'll meet up later.
No, Barney, this is as far as we're going to go.
It's just all moving too fast.
How is it moving too fast? We've been together for two years.
I saw them two months ago at my cousin Bonzo's wedding, they were great.
maybe it's crazy 'cause you guys are the cutest couple ever.
Please, I'm ageless, Scherbotsky just needs a good night's sleep,
Come on! You've been doing wedding stuff nonstop. Take a break.
Robin had been mad at me since the night I slightly exaggerated
This is pathetic.
Wow. That was really awkward, Lil.
The travel, the bohemian art life,
That's so lame!
Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing.
You're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
And, Ted, I could use your keen architectural eye on... on the invitations.
Okay, look, look, look. I know that it's sudden, but check it.
Van Smoot House was a gorgeous mansion right on the Hudson River.
Slow and steady won the race.
Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing.
Um, our fake IDs say we're only 20.
And, Ted, I could use your keen architectural eye on... on the invitations.
Once you're married, if we go out and you get so drunk you throw up, it'll be sad,
I was wondering if you guys could play "Good Feeling" by the Violent Femmes.