Name: Come On
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) coworker

Well, I'd give you the "I don't date coworker" speech again,
2) locksmith

Great, now I gotta go to the locksmith.
3) banter

The rhythmic give and take of our improvised banter there at the end
4) tequila

Wow, it took five shots of tequila to get you in that position.
5) gesture

One more big, beautiful, stupid romantic gesture.
6) lobster

Oh, lobster, lobster, lobster, you are delicious!
7) roast

I roast a mean weenie.
8) sushi

I mean, why can't you just say, "Hey, Robin, let's go get some sushi?"
9) snack

did Ted eat the last pudding snack pack in the fridge.
10) freak

really got my freak juice flowing.
11) quartet

No, it has to be a-a string quartet and-and Paris and flowers and chocolates
12) shrimp

with popcorn shrimp mountains and butter sauce rivers!
13) chill

Anybody else get chill?
14) pause

Marshall, no. We're on pause.
15) raven

The characters: Yours truly and a raven-haired au pair by the name...
16) fridge

did Ted eat the last pudding snack pack in the fridge.
17) shame

Shame, though. It was a pretty hot show tonight.
18) booth

Ted, you sat here in this very booth and you said...

1) whip

Ted, waiting naked in a girl's bed wearing whip cream undies does not work...
2) steal

I stole a blue French horn for her and it almost worked.
3) dare

Say something bad about butter sauce, I dare you.
4) dump

We had sex twice in your car, and then you dump me.
5) quit

There. I quit my job.
6) realize

Look, I realize we've been down this road before,
7) throw

And she's been throw up ever since.
8) decide

What if you decide to go be a painter
9) lock

Hey, Lily, I'm lock out of my apartment. I need to come pick up my extra key.
10) lose

Yeah, I lost it.
11) ride

As I rode home the next morning, the city looked the same,
12) dress

I'm not dress, Ted. No. Come up.
13) guess

Then I guess it's not meant to be.
14) perform

Hey, Penelope, have you, uh, have you ever actually seen a rain dance perform?
15) accept

I'm pleased to inform you that we've accept your application for our summer fellowship.
16) hear

You hear me, universe?
17) enjoy

'Cause I kind of enjoy it the first time.
18) thank

Thank you.

1) extensively

I've read extensively on the subject:
2) definitely

I am definitely crazy right now, but I have a plan.
3) forever

If it's no, then I am done going after Robin forever.
4) twice

We had sex twice in your car, and then you dumped me.
5) truly

The characters: Yours truly and a raven-haired au pair by the name...
6) finally

Bummer. I was hoping to finally have sex with you this weekend, Scherbotsky.
7) forward

We look forward to hearing from you. Bye-bye.
8) almost

I stole a blue French horn for her and it almost worked.
9) actually

So, what? You actually like this guy now?
10) kind

'Cause I kind of enjoyed it the first time.
11) later

and here it is, eight months later, and nothing's changed.
12) half

I mean I've half said it. I've tried to say it, and I've said it badly.
13) sort

I've sort of said this already.
14) though

Shame, though. It was a pretty hot show tonight.
15) often

Their fights often lasted for days.
16) together

Ted, the universe clearly does not want you and Robin to be together.
17) usually

usually.
18) else

Anybody else get chills?

1) improvised

The rhythmic give and take of our improvised banter there at the end
2) muddy

Yeah, but camping out in the rain? No fun. Muddy. Yuck.
3) delicious

Oh, lobster, lobster, lobster, you are delicious!
4) spare

Lily, I'm going to need the spare key to Robin's apartment.
5) surprised

They're announcing it next week. Act surprised.
6) theoretical

firsthand accounts, theoretical criticism, the anthropological...
7) sad

Still fu... And now it's sad.
8) romantic

One more big, beautiful, stupid romantic gesture.
9) pleased

I'm pleased to inform you that we've accepted your application for our summer fellowship.
10) stupid

One more big, beautiful, stupid romantic gesture.
11) okay

And you know what? That's okay.
12) bright

Look at the bright side. At least you got some closure.
13) exclusive

We weren't exclusive!
14) sweet

Oh, that's so sweet.
15) serious

Let's go to Paris for the weekend. I'm serious.
16) fat

Dude, that's not a rain dance, that's a fat kid with a bee in his pants.
17) extra

Hey, Lily, I'm locked out of my apartment. I need to come pick up my extra key.
18) lead

Well, Joel asked me who I thought should replace me as lead anchor.

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