Name: Stan's Best Friend
Released: 2018-03-13
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) speedboat ( катер )

driving a kickass speedboat,
2) testicle ( яичко )

and put them where his testicle used to be.
3) disrespect ( неуважение )

The worst part of it is the disrespect to you,
4) mitt ( перчатка )

Is his head a... a baseball mitt?
5) frisbee ( фрисби )

Don't throw the Frisbee too close to the street, Stan.
6) crotch ( пах )

because my crotch is chilly.
7) detergent ( порошок )

Like the detergent bear.
8) salute ( салют )

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
9) circumstance ( обстоятельством )

I know this is hard, but under the circumstance,
10) nad ( ноп )

They are cutting off your nad,
11) tailor ( портной )

You sound a lot like my tailor,
12) plea ( заявление )

I'm tired of his constant plea for a dog.
13) crush ( давка )

has a crush on me.
14) nonsense ( бред )

Look, Stan, this nonsense
15) sock ( носок )

my handy tube sock to dry my tears.
16) grief ( горе )

I'm sure in your grief, you mixed up the characters.
17) vet ( ветеринар )

that other vet have given up on.
18) gentleman ( джентльмен )

with the gentleman to your left

1) castrate ( кастрировать )

They are castrating you, quite frankly.
2) crave ( жаждут )

I am an American boy and I both crave and offer companionship.
3) diagnose ( диагностировать )

my mom said Freddy was diagnose
4) specialize ( специализирует )

This woman specialize in fixing animals
5) crush ( давка )

My dog, Kisses, was crush
6) bother ( заморачиваться )

That kinda bother me, but that's not important.
7) deserve ( заслуживают )

Dogs deserve dignity, too, sir.
8) mess ( беспорядок )

If I was mess up like Kisses,
9) refuse ( отказать )

I refuse to discuss your dreams in the daytime.
10) survive ( выжить )

that Kisses survive the balloon accident.
11) drag ( перетащите )

Why did you guys drag me out here to listen
12) involve ( привлекать )

The odds of me being involve in
13) pee ( писать )

that pee dust, and you killed it.
14) throw ( бросить )

eating the foamy grass he just threw up.
15) bet ( ставка )

I bet Freddy is smiling down from doggie heaven right now.
16) blind ( слепой )

He was blind by the accident,
17) lock ( замок )

Great. It's lock.
18) forget ( забыть )

I forgot my key.

1) damn ( черт )

You know damn well why!
2) aside ( в сторону )

... doctor aside and tell him
3) personally ( лично )

In the past, I have personally made ironclad cases
4) obviously ( очевидно )

Francine, those were obviously dreams.
5) particularly ( особенно )

"Hey, who's walking who?" is one I particularly enjoy.
6) sometimes ( иногда )

Yeah, you got to kill those sometimes.
7) deep ( глубокий )

Look deep into his eyes,
8) behind ( позади )

"Jane Seymour from behind." Just "Jane Seymour from behind,
9) quite ( вполне )

They are castrating you, quite frankly.
10) super ( супер )

And because of that super sad story,
11) fine ( хорошо )

You're going to do just fine here.
12) soon ( скоро )

Oh, you're gonna see it so soon!
13) enough ( достаточно )

just by saying it enough?
14) ago ( назад )

Five years ago you got Steve an old dog
15) ever ( всегда )

Ever!
16) least ( наименее )

I at least want to be there when...
17) never ( никогда )

I will never allow anyone in this house to get a dog!
18) again ( снова )

And it'll be good for you to love a dog again.

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