Name: The Worst Stan
Released: 2018-03-13
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) cellmate ( сокамерник )

my prison cellmate for three years.
2) fistfight ( кулачный бой )

and hasn't challenged a dog to a fistfight in days.
3) brownie ( домовой )

Cake! Cake! Pie! Brownie!
4) tequila ( текила )

to drink 14 shots of tequila when I'm on it.
5) heirloom ( реликвия )

is plant some heirloom tomatoes up in here.
6) vow ( обет )

their vow to each other, which will be boring,
7) niece ( племянница )

I thought my niece was going to be the flower girl.
8) bangle ( браслет )

The Bangles, bi-atch, circa '87!
9) shank ( хвостовик )

(shank hitting, grunting, bell ringing, crowd chatter)
10) meteor ( метеор )

of getting hit by a meteor
11) bum ( бомж )

Do they do that so the bum won't have sex in there?
12) chatter ( болтовня )

(shank hitting, grunting, bell ringing, crowd chatter)
13) salute ( салют )

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
14) splits ( шпагат )

Ashley's doing the splits for a cigarette.
15) bro ( братан )

You almost died, bro! Alone!
16) groom ( жених )

best man, groom, bride and flower girl.
17) gut ( нутром )

But your love has finally given me the gut to do it.
18) bout ( запой )

What you talkin' 'bout, Stan?!

1) accuse ( обвинять )

I've been accuse
2) hassle ( мороки )

These Cubans are hassling me!
3) dump ( свалка )

But she dump me because I wouldn't commit.
4) mess ( беспорядок )

He's real mess up now.
5) adopt ( принять )

and I were adopt by a rich white guy.
6) suppose ( предположим )

I take allergy medicine, and I'm not suppose
7) pee ( писать )

hasn't pee on any cakes,
8) introduce ( ввести )

Stan, you were the one who introduce me to Olivia,
9) realize ( понимаю )

When was the moment you realize you wanted to marry Brian?
10) smoke ( дым )

I smoke a pack of cigarettes in the closet,
11) treat ( лечить )

the way we treat marine life in this country.
12) catch ( поймать )

How'd that fat water fool let himself get caught four times?
13) lose ( потерять )

after being lost at sea for 12 years!
14) happen ( произошло )

All that stuff really happen to me.
15) beat ( бить )

after he beat up my previous husband.
16) guess ( думаю )

Guess I'll take this opportunity
17) wear ( носить )

What if you wear them up in the club?
18) bear ( медведь )

So go on. Do what you were born to do.

1) luckily ( к счастью )

But luckily, a good friend of mine was looking out for me.
2) obviously ( очевидно )

And obviously,
3) forever ( навсегда )

Ever! Forever!
4) properly ( правильно )

He's pronouncing "cocaine" properly,
5) exactly ( точно )

and having a half-black baby is exactly what I need
6) alone ( один )

Oh, God! Alone, bro!
7) sometimes ( иногда )

It's hard to know what the right thing is sometimes, Mr. D.
8) finally ( наконец )

It took some doing, but I finally managed to find him...
9) especially ( особенно )

Especially because I have a secret of my own.
10) recently ( недавно )

Well, I was seeing a real classy broad recently.
11) almost ( почти )

You almost died, bro! Alone!
12) super ( супер )

(whispering): I'm super afraid!
13) actually ( на самом деле )

It's actually a picture of my family,
14) along ( вместе )

I just need my bitches to get along for a couple more days.
15) far ( далеко )

There will be no limit to how far I can go.
16) together ( вместе )

We had some great times together.
17) else ( еще )

TRACY: Yeah, Brian. Nothing else to do in here but get strong.
18) ago ( назад )

But that was years ago!

1) indistinct ( невнятно )

(indistinct, overlapping crowd chatter)
2) wedded ( предан )

After that, we had three years of wedded bliss.
3) blissful ( блаженный )

who has led you down this blissful
4) sober ( трезвый )

He's two weeks sober, jogging every day,
5) adorable ( очаровательны )

It'll be adorable, a real crowd pleaser.
6) asleep ( спит )

Can't get in trouble if I'm asleep!
7) eternal ( вечная )

What we got here is the eternal flame.
8) weird ( странно )

Oh, the weird shorts guy?
9) attractive ( привлекательная )

No, your niece was not attractive.
10) odd ( странно )

Maybe there's one through this odd, tiny door.
11) tough ( жесткая )

Like Lil' Kim, I have a real tough body for shorts.
12) blind ( слепой )

I, too, found an old blind woman
13) quiet ( тихий )

I see my beauty has caused you to be quiet mid-sentence.
14) usual ( обычно )

You're looking guapo, as usual.
15) proud ( гордый )

I'm so proud of him, Stan.
16) twin ( две )

My twin brother!
17) broad ( широкий )

Well, I was seeing a real classy broad recently.
18) amazing ( удивительные )

They're amazing.

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