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Thomas Middleditch, Justin Roiland, Sean Giambrone
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I got a couple litterbug,
I wanna hear about that dental thing. Show me those chomper!
‐ Yeah, some people are just natural unifier, I guess.
One hundred adults and their replicant were issued a Pupa
Doesn't seem that tough. TERRY: It's called stamina. She's flexing.
NANOBOT MAN: I guess sometimes when you gain sentience
Got the three banger jobs, you know. ‐ Oh, man, well, that's good news.
and you can see the dinosaur diorama we built down there
‐ More Taffy bandits will be arriving soon,
I installed microchip in all of your enemies' heads
‐ Give me the shrink ray back! ‐ It's in my dollhouse!
Phil, I've got a brat with your name on it.
We have the juice. It's like a little charisma thing.
‐ See? They were projecting their own insecurities onto your nipples.
Anybody want chocolate‐vanilla swirl?
your stomach acid will break it down, and then you'll poop it out in a few days.
‐ What about those mean surfer guys at Fourth Beach?
"No RV parking in the driveway.
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulate planet.
It's laser engrave right there in the middle, see?
because our buddy JT got mondo chomp shredding the nar
and had to have his totes bummer jammed.
KORVO: Bobby snuck shit in a pie at the pie place.
Two little aliens just shrank me down for no reason.
So from now on, I'll make sure that everyone in the wall deserve to be‐‐
That old withered bag refuse to drink water.
‐ Everyone has shit to deal with, Mr. Dutch. You hang in there.
Everyone just shut the fuck up.
‐ More Taffy bandits will be arriving soon,
Where the heck is he suppose to go?
It solve global warming! Come on!
‐ [Jesse sighs] I shouldn't have lie to you.
We crash on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
and escape into, uh, the space,
I bet it's the ex‐wife lonely lunch thing again.
I promise we'll use due process on the next one.
Everyone will unknowingly drink water contaminated with our nanobots,
‐ Then let's aggressively make people like us!
because our buddy JT got mondo chomped shredding the nar
‐ No way, I genuinely want to make friends with every jerk in town.
it's strictly a work necessity.
that humans are mostly basically good life forms.
‐ Damn it, Terry! He's getting it from somewhere
It's not clear to me why you have to cook bread twice.
‐ Oh, speak for yourself, man. I am extremely likable.
‐ He always eats lunch alone in his office.
‐ Looks like people just generally don't like us!
NANOBOT MAN: I guess sometimes when you gain sentience
I just want to fucking live in peace.
I can finally reduce people to statistics!
and this doesn't make a whole lot of sense and is probably quite jarring.
You're all gonna have super‐fast interneeeet!
but I'm actually glad you hid my shrink ray,
These are kind of hard to control.
I guess some humans are unevolved bigots
‐ I knew it! We're unlikable, aren't we?
Honestly, can you imagine how boffo the box office would be?
‐ I need to repair this godforsaken ship.
How's that amicable divorce, A‐A‐Angie?
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
I know that Becky buried her Guatemalan housekeeper in the back yard.
♪ ominous music playing ♪
Until the asteroid hit.
‐ I too thought at first that this Nanobot Man was some kind of frightening
‐ Yeah, duh, but we also want to dump microscopic robots
‐ I would have done the same thing if you'd been mondo chomped.
How ironic would that be.
‐ Lethal force! Zap him with the bone zapper.
‐ It has an unstable gray hole inside.
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
I'm from outer space!
‐ Some weird guy with a ponytail just told me