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Thomas Middleditch, Justin Roiland, Sean Giambrone
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This table's for air podder only. ‐ I could turn into a pod.
One hundred adults and their replicant were issued a Pupa
He could be anywhere. In the vents, under a lampshade,
What the fuck are you doing in our bathroom, weirdo?
‐ But free pretzel day is right around the corner.
‐ All right, fella, keep it tight. I love you.
Just waiting for a ketchup packet to stab us in the back?
This is a regular goob‐‐ ‐ Terry, have you seen my tennis racket?
‐ That's a family heirloom. Get away from my dog.
Love the headphones. You're not a poser at all.
This is just fungus you get from not washing your hands.
‐ Let's go stab some kids and save some lives.
Let's go recharge our headphones and jerk off.
‐ I'm sorry I hit you in the nad, man. ‐ No.
‐ Everyone who's awesome and cool is such a jerk.
Plus I'm afraid of skeleton. Ah! See?
‐ Jen Garner had an Insta all about cleaning your jeans like freezing sushi.
‐ What the heck? Staci K?
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulate planet.
‐ He unbox my "Hunger Games" Funkos.
‐ No, I only like scramble, fried, hard boiled, soft boiled,
‐ Who said it was crazy? No one got stab.
I care about you, man. So I chop up his body
The cuts all heal themselves because of the sci‐fi goo the blades emit.
‐ Oof, I am sorry. I freak out a little.
It's like we're curse. Damn.
We're late to get our backs wax.
The whole place smell like the inside of a plastic bag.
Look, Cooper Barn's already freaking out that people are trash his house.
‐ Hurry, trap him in the garage.
‐ Classic Cooper. ‐ So you hang out with the Stacis
‐ We're suppose to be working together to survive,
and I fed it to the pigs, and I shot the pigs into space.
Oh, God, I'm slip away. My one regret.
And I'm like, oh, shit. But then I realize,
We crash on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
I wanna be toxically entrenched in a clique by 8:00.
It makes no sense financially.
He's literally made of your stress. ‐ So?
‐ Yes, yes, yes, yes. ‐ Obviously.
‐ So apparently I'm buying a van, writing a cookbook,
then eventually, it'll seem normal that I'm there.
A Jet‐Ski is exactly what you need to relax.
‐ No, I only like scrambled, fried, hard boiled, soft boiled,
I've noticed that women who play tennis are particularly dominant.
I can learn how to control my stress instead of just avoiding it.
‐ Oh, I have been looking forward to the gleaming the cube part.
‐ Yes, Terry, I'm almost finished fortifying the house
Ricky Smalling's in an iron lung. ‐ Ricky was super cool.
It's actually brought us much closer together.
Oh, my God, Trent is gonna be here soon.
We'll see you at our house later. Thanks for the Jet‐Ski.
‐ We're supposed to be working together to survive,
that it didn't seem too bad. What else do you need, man?
‐ For the millionth time, no. Wait, is he on my back?
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
And I don't mean that as, like, derogatory toward little people.
I have a better chance of finding an assertive mate while‐‐
I wanna be toxically entrenched in a clique by 8:00.
But this town has a real problem with unexplained high‐concept injuries.
Until the asteroid hit.
♪ uplifting music playing ♪
‐ So he's probably hiding out in the most stressful place you can imagine.
I mean, I'm not ashamed to admit I got my period at six years old.
I know you just wanted to hang out and I guess I was jealous.
Why? Tell me. ‐ Red gooblers are lethal.
that their body goes into something called fetal shock.
[shouting] Why are you always so stressed?
Oh, I feel so relaxed. I took a bath.
‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Oh, that's awful.
Give it to me, baby. ‐ Most gooblers are passive non‐verbal
He probably already forgot about you anyway. Gooblers are dumb.