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00:26:01
Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun
116
"As famed urbanist Elebert Whitscythe once said,
A cowgirl, a snowblower, a popsicle stick.
the black tar pothole on Beak Street have become untenable!"
[screams] Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!
we could target more ads towards quacks, screamer, and loons.
so I urge you to repair Bird Town's concrete crevice posthaste!
A cowgirl, a snowblower, a popsicle stick.
I am endangered and frankly disturbed by the flippancy of our municipal paver!"
Side of meatball. Great choice, Sarah.
Blah, blah, I'm Bertie's dumb, annoying coworker, Dirk.
we could target more ads towards quack, screamers, and loons.
the black tar potholes on Beak Street have become untenable!"
Breakfast burrito.
You are a ruthless negotiator!
Ah, excellent. Can you take dictation for me, my dear?
Yeah, the prodigal bosom returneth!
A cowgirl, a snowblower, a popsicle stick.
-Make this restroom more inviting. -Uh, who are these...?
You startle me... by being.
My hunger restores as I am fed, and I will never be sate!
And that nasty rooster sexually harass us today!
[woman chuckles] Of course it's haunt, come on!
I am endangered and frankly disturb by the flippancy of our municipal pavers!"
Bertie's boss barely notices we exist, I swear.
-He's been weird to me, too. -He goose my butt!
♪ No words, only scream ♪
so I urge you to repair Bird Town's concrete crevices posthaste!
and deserve that job!
Hey, good job, Bertie. You nail that creep.
-Ah! What are you doing? -Just trim a bush.
So hung over. [groans]
My hunger restore as I am fed, and I will never be sated!
No one's ever suppose to go in there.
Followed the instructions and everything, then I kick things up a notch.
-I burn the curly ones. -Oh, great!
Claudette never smile!
Fraudulence! Those weren't my impeccably composed words!
What?! What sort of chicanery is afoot?
And that nasty rooster sexually harassed us today!
Bertie's boss barely notices we exist, I swear.
when no women have spoken out loud for three minutes.
I've definitely got some cool ideas, too, in terms of my own ideas, yeah.
♪ Could possibly protect you You know what it means ♪
No! Absolutely no!
'Sup, Bertie? Thanks for earlier.
but sometimes I wonder, what would it be like to be a bigger cog?
They are quite extreme. Excellent, Dirk.
where the water gets super dark because it's so deep. [chuckles]
That's actually what I came here to talk to you--
Maybe I could pick your brain later.
-What's up with the promotion, though? -Oh, yeah!
That's been my life approach so far, and it's worked... never times.
and I usually talk over you, but I just realized I'm a stupid asshole.
No one's ever supposed to go in there.
Uh, a coworker made a supe gross comment about my body.
the black tar potholes on Beak Street have become untenable!"
Signed, Dapper T. Dog, Fervent Citizen Velocipede."
Yeah, the prodigal bosom returneth!
Yeah. Be assertive.
I'm starved. Could you feed me some fresh files?
And now, for some tasteful clip art.
Hey, why the bleak beak?
That's disgusting!
[chuckles] That sounds like an awkward convo!
-Make this restroom more inviting. -Uh, who are these...?
What you said to me yesterday made me uncomfortable!
-Seems harsh. -[laughs]
Blah, blah, I'm Bertie's dumb, annoying coworker, Dirk.
I am endangered and frankly disturbed by the flippancy of our municipal pavers!"
hair plugs for the bald ones.
Vegetarian surprise.
It was inappropriate!