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Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun
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♪ Mikä jut tu Mikä blow ♪
Suck my cerebrum!
Cookie omelet, anyone?
And blissful bidet for our blessed booty holes.
[screams] Now, my face is just a mush with holes in it!
My beautiful beak!
breakfast nook, moon roof, spa tub, uh, farmhouse sinks with Wi-Fi.
and then go home and binge on interior design shows until I feel sick.
Perfect for a lobby trampoline or foyer catapult.
Shut up, hypothalamus, you dirty lobe-humper.
Sweetie, could you help me change my diaper?
And if your murderer gets murdered,
[laughs nervously] These are hot little sucker, aren't they?
[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
I get to nerd out about architecture
with this bungalow's bewitching baths, brilliant boudoirs...
Uh, but spoiler alert, I'm an architect.
I maybe have a weird crush on Pastry Pete. [groans]
where the young bird was abduct?
while Bertie fantasize about all the other lives we could be living.
[in indistinct accent] Because I vint to learn English.
♪ Soak in it, own it Nautti indulge ♪
That "30-year fixed" stuff scare the shit out of me.
The vault ceilings!
-I smell 'em. -[chuckles]
Once your loan is approve, you'll be one step closer to home ownership.
I-- I wasn't sure if I had hung up properly
What am I suppose to do until I drop dead at 109,
You guys wanna take bets on how soon I get kick out of here?
It's mill wood, I believe.
[Speckle] Hey, uh, I realize this is all happening much faster than we thought.
In fact, I've been ignoring my shit all day, goofing off with you two.
And if your murder gets murder,
A lot of young people get caught up in the fantasy of buying a house
We don't talk about money, but we all assume we're in the same place.
[Speckle] Hey, Bertie. We lost the house.
has driven me headfirst into the jagged cliffs of boring bullshit.
Actually, realtors are shockingly tolerant of shenanigans.
Maybe someday, but right now, the thought of planning a wedding is like, bleh!
and aren't prepared to do the work, financially, psychologically,
You keep saying "forever," when statistically, men die at 70.
and then, it'll be purely ornamental.
or sexually.
♪ You'd have to say it out loud Before you know ♪
Look at this somewhat spacious kitchen
I mean, we were never going to live there forever.
I-- I wasn't sure if I had hung up properly
Oh, no, this shit looks exactly like my dream!
Well, I need to leave immediately.
Plus, sometimes open houses have free cookies.
after finally trying cocaine for the first time?
[sighs] You put your phone inside the dough instead of chocolate.
Actually, realtors are shockingly tolerant of shenanigans.
Uh, we kind of have a thing here.
with this bungalow's bewitching baths, brilliant boudoirs...
What's going on with you? You seem, uh, jittery.
And blissful bidets for our blessed booty holes.
I love that you care about Tuca, but she's resourceful and resilient.
has driven me headfirst into the jagged cliffs of boring bullshit.
I love that you care about Tuca, but she's resourceful and resilient.
and then, it'll be purely ornamental.
Aw, yeah! Imaginary fucking.
Hmm! Sweet and sour sauce.
Look at this somewhat spacious kitchen
Not because I'm upset, but because I also have my shit together.
As you can see, this home has tremendous copper pipes.
And blissful bidets for our blessed booty holes.
Consider me impressed.
Damn it! Once again, the siren call of delicious freebies
Uh, I got so excited about that little house,
with this bungalow's bewitching baths, brilliant boudoirs...
My dreams aren't weird, and I don't have any fears of commitment.