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00:26:41
Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun
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Some people can't handle the rigor of this job. [scoffs]
My freaking beak itches!
I don't know. Sneakers. It's probably sneaker.
My freaking beak itch!
-Oh! -Move, you piss-colored blob!
[both] Inside my hamper 'cause there's always candy in a pocket somewhere!
with nothing but a suitcase full of socks, a head full of dreams,
[Tuca] That's dope.
The air itself contains toxin which cloud us from our true selves.
[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
And this new bird waltz in with no experience whatsoever,
and, boom, Pastry Pete offers her an apprenticeship!
[sighs] Just set a good example, give some bullshit advice,
Aroma therapy?
I keep thinking it'd be fun to cut this thin and stringy like spaghetti,
-[door opens] -Welcome to Pastry Pete's. Can I help you?
Chop-chop! Next song, ladies!
Can't handle the real world, so you run away to these loser.
How you've been mooch off your auntie for years?
What the fuck? Don't touch me, you weirdo!
-What are you doing here, you scrape? -Damn, looking good, sugar teats...
Oh! That tickle the soul, doesn't it?
No, I'm not, you creep!
It means I'm sick of you undermining me.
Draca, I see you're a woman of few words, which I admire,
-When have I ever hurt you? -Never! That's what scare me!
-[groans] -I swear, Tuca.
I mess up!
Why are you defend him?
Can you believe he just grab me like that?
But then, Draca extract it.
-[woman] Of course you'd do that. -What is that suppose to mean?
I might have pee in there.
It's just part of the job and how he teach.
Thanks, it'll probably take a while before it catch on, but, uh...
Of course, Draca only sends those who truly seek enlightenment.
Mm-hmm, an IPA with an aggressively masculine label.
...who, ironically, died not climbing anything.
And this new bird waltzes in with no experience whatsoever,
That was so fun. We should do it again sometime.
[both] Inside my hamper 'cause there's always candy in a pocket somewhere!
It must have taken forever to master it.
And possibly followed it up with a "boioioioing"!
Of course, Draca only sends those who truly seek enlightenment.
Exactly! Thank you!
But without them, the board game industry would immediately go under.
I didn't wanna be alone. Ow!
As a man, it's so nice to finally have my voice heard, you know?
It's almost ready.
Oh, my gosh, thank you! I actually think you can!
Okay, this is kind of nice.
I mean, sort of.
You're so irresponsible. Get it together!
or else I would've never known you're a world-famous dermatologist.
But now, an uncharacteristic moment of silence for DJ Parkour...
My freaking beak itches!
You're so irresponsible. Get it together!
You're courageous, free-spirited, fully present.
You're incapable of forming intimate relationships
Wow, this looks so peaceful, and reflective, and boring as shit.
Or she had one, and they had a sad but inevitable blow-up.
Oh, come on, Jaggy. You know you love it. It's strangely satisfying.
You're so intuitive.
Sure, a stranger just spit in my mouth, but it was charming in a metropolitan way.
Is it heated?
You're incapable of forming intimate relationships
Wow, this looks so peaceful, and reflective, and boring as shit.
My name's Dakota with a Y! It's silent and invisible.
too delicious!
I was so nervous to sit down with you.
Bertie! I couldn't help but notice your gorgeous pastry-making technique.
Uh, why don't we switch things up and make this place a loud space?