Name: My Buddy's Booty
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) pantsuit

Say, that's a real nice pantsuit you have there.
2) oof

Go ahead and touch 'em. The safety's on. Oof!
3) decorum

Out of professional decorum
4) bub

This is a doctor no-fly zone, bub. Speaking of flys, yours is down.
5) whoop

Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
6) morgue

J.D., did you steal him from the morgue?
7) radiologist

You know, the albino radiologist?
8) hairspray

I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat.
9) gurney

I left my gurney downstairs in the morgue.
10) wad

But look what I found in my locker. A wad of cash.
11) raccoon

Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon
12) prosthetic

I won't get my cut of prosthetic we looted from the storage room.
13) breakup

but I'm having trouble moving past my breakup with Julie.
14) sweetie

Aw, sweetie,
15) murderer

Oh! Way to get to know your patients there, murderer.
16) stump

I left a note on the decapitated guy's stump I'd have him back by 2.
17) sleeper

How sound a sleeper you think he is?
18) mop

Oh. Hey, bud. Check out my new mop bling.

1) taint

came taint with an arrogant smugness that he couldn't hide
2) inhale

We were so bummed about Mrs. Wilk we inhale six gallons of ice cream.
3) puncture

Practically puncture a tire backing over it. Kid drives me crazy.
4) whine

Know what bothers me? You whining about me being in your space
5) smother

you smother him to death with one of your love handles.
6) loot

I won't get my cut of prosthetics we loot from the storage room.
7) reconsider

Turkelton, I have reconsider your request
8) beg

[Whispering] I'm beg you.
9) fade

all the petty little arguments fade away.
10) bother

Know what bother me? You whining about me being in your space
11) pierce

Maybe later you could show me where else you're pierce.
12) steal

I stole this from his locker.
13) lean

Maybe when you lean over to check his I.V.,
14) smell

His hair smell like a pet store.
15) appreciate

- Say the word and I'll end it. - I'd appreciate it if you'd end it.
16) promise

[J.D.] I promise I wouldn't pick on Keith, but this one he had coming.
17) catch

If they catch me hobnobbing with a doctor-type,
18) decide

[J.D.] To clear my head, I decide to give scooter-blading a try.

1) drunkenly

The only thing I want to hear is my liver drunkenly singing rugby songs.
2) luckily

Luckily, my roommate knows how to take care of me.
3) practically

Practically punctured a tire backing over it. Kid drives me crazy.
4) basically

Basically, we had to put her in a coma.
5) apparently

Apparently, they... smoke something out of them.
6) unfortunately

Unfortunately, young Keith had become competent so quickly
7) twice

- J.D., I can explain. - Oh, you did it twice.
8) alone

when you never want to be alone.
9) round

OK, guys. Gather round, gather round.
10) actually

Actually, that's my fault.
11) later

- I'll see you later. - Go Michael!
12) currently

is currently residing in my sock drawer.
13) together

[J.D.] Now that we live together, Elliot and I were getting tighter every day.
14) else

Is there anything else I can do?
15) ever

Turkelton, you're a surgeon. When did you ever deal with Mrs. Wilk?
16) once

Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her.
17) always

At her age, there's always a good chance she'll never wake up.
18) hard

no matter how hard he tried.

1) doughy

Doughy physique, Elliot? Doughy physique?
2) bummed

We were so bummed about Mrs. Wilk we inhaled six gallons of ice cream.
3) decapitated

I left a note on the decapitated guy's stump I'd have him back by 2.
4) albino

You know, the albino radiologist?
5) intolerant

Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant?
6) uncanny

It's uncanny.
7) arrogant

came tainted with an arrogant smugness that he couldn't hide
8) embarrassed

Let me get this straight. You are embarrassed to be seen with me?
9) pathetic

J.D., booty calls are pathetic.
10) ashamed

I am ashamed of you, OK?
11) unreasonable

[J.D.] After paying the Janitor the unreasonable sum of $90
12) fetal

- Where's Rex? - He's gone fetal again.
13) petty

Do you know how petty it is to get that personal?
14) brave

Marge, the patient should not have to be brave than you.
15) demanding

Demanding?
16) upset

Lay off. I'm still upset with this Julie thing. I'm...
17) adolescent

Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon
18) emerald

Every time I do, I end up with face holes and an emerald stud on my peep.

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