Name: My Half-Acre
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) bejesus

who bug the bejesus out of me has been met for the next billion years.
2) saltine

If you're referring to the game Find the Saltine, relax.
3) peeve

You see that man there? His biggest pet peeve,
4) niece

Anyway, for me to be set up with your niece,
5) bum

I think there's a tchotchke in my bum.
6) regimen

I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue treatment.
7) carrot

Ooh, I'm gonna have the carrot cake.
8) audition

Well, uh, thanks for coming to the audition in costume.
9) affection

When my father showed me affection,
10) quota

Ladies, hate to disappoint, but my quota for women
11) slam

is what's known in football terms as a slam dunk.
12) expectation

I am just sick and tired of having to live up to everyone's expectation.
13) elevator

God, elevator.
14) scooter

I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard
15) cage

Back in your cage, Ted.
16) sandwich

I love ya. I love you so much, I'm going to make a sandwich out of you.
17) allergy

Now, Mrs. Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan.
18) roommate

My roommate. Back in one second.

1) intimidate

Why would Julie just take off like that? I'll bet you my body intimidate her.
2) stumble

Well, it seems I've stumble into the "time well spent" ward.
3) forgive

It is not funny and I still have not forgive you for killing that pony.
4) smell

Fine, I may have told her that she smell like my mom.
5) fog

with my finger so next time you took a shower and it fog,
6) rescue

Uh, Perry, this is your son, not a rescue pit bull. Give him a kiss.
7) throw

he would miss when he threw bottles at my head.
8) bet

You bet your ass it won't.
9) suck

So I guess your date suck, huh?
10) lose

[J.D.] As for me, all I lost was my pride.
11) describe

Oh, I think he describe all the extra effort he put in
12) ride

I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard
13) spend

Well, it seems I've stumbled into the "time well spent" ward.
14) happen

- Oh, no, it happen. - It does. It happen.
15) guess

So I guess your date sucked, huh?
16) speak

The king has spoken.
17) blow

Twenty bucks says you blow it in five minutes.
18) fix

Good news. Your intestinal bleeding can be fix with a very simple surgery.

1) luckily

Luckily, she's not great at gloating.
2) technically

He's got my back, even if I don't technically believe in him.
3) unlikely

Unlikely, 'cause what's waiting for me in my room
4) damn

But he's so damn talented.
5) eventually

You know, you're eventually gonna have to kiss your boy.
6) extremely

It was extremely disrespectful,
7) sometimes

I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard
8) later

- See you later. - Yes.
9) fast

I'm not gonna go too fast with Julie.
10) together

Ted and I are putting together an air band for that contest.
11) ever

Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
12) once

I don't care if it got you laid once in high school.
13) always

Son, always a pleasure.
14) never

It was never about you saying no to the conference.
15) again

if you ever find yourself in a romantic situation again,
16) too

Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
17) around

It's not like you're the king around here.
18) much

We had so much in common.

1) scathing

ending with a gay son who's written a scathing musical about me
2) disrespectful

is people being disrespectful to him.
3) unopened

and an unopened pack of Les Mis trading cards.
4) graceful

She is not graceful.
5) sober

Three days sober.
6) gigantic

starting with a gigantic paralyzed wife,
7) intestinal

Good news. Your intestinal bleeding can be fixed with a very simple surgery.
8) tragic

That way if one of us dies in a tragic skiing accident,
9) bored

Already bored.
10) pressing

Turkelton, I have many more pressing issues,
11) indigenous

It's an exotic flower that's indigenous to the hills of Costa Rica.
12) exotic

It's an exotic flower that's indigenous to the hills of Costa Rica.
13) weird

Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
14) romantic

if you ever find yourself in a romantic situation again,
15) thick

Are you getting thick? You feel a little thick.
16) stupid

God, I feel so stupid.
17) blind

Oh, thank you. I'm not big on blind dates.
18) tight

Yes! That was very tight.

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