Name: My Big Bird
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) mortis

Like Doug not getting a dead body out of his bed before rigor mortis sets in.
2) scone

- Who the hell ate my scone? - That would be me.
3) radiologist

Good news, Mr. Foster. The radiologist said your scan is completely clear.
4) embolism

Mr. Foster's death was the result of a pulmonary embolism,
5) rigor

Like Doug not getting a dead body out of his bed before rigor mortis sets in.
6) pertussis

to an outbreak of pertussis.
7) kink

There'd probably be some kink to work out initially.
8) ostrich

Well, sir, fortunately for us, ostrich are flightless birds.
9) heartburn

So, Mr. Sutton, when you came in with heartburn,
10) waffle

was giving you small waffle. How'd that work out for you?
11) sweetie

Sweetie, you want to get naughty?
12) morbidity

There's a morbidity and mortality conference tomorrow
13) sandal

- Strappy sandal. - [Both thinking] Shoe shopping.
14) cafeteria

Like the time you were convinced the cafeteria
15) gratitude

And here comes the gratitude, the two words every doctor lives to hear.
16) lobster

The lobster's in the pot. Devour! Devour!
17) farewell

the Rolling Stones going on a farewell tour and meaning it,
18) millionaire

Kid, I'm about to become a millionaire. Call Dr. Turk, he's the surgeon on-call.

1) outfox

I'm starting to see why Leon outfox you.
2) assassinate

My scooter, Sasha, was assassinate this morning.
3) accuse

[J.D.] It's not easy when someone accuse you of screwing up,
4) apologize

I apologize, Mr. Foster. I'm a little upset.
5) expose

Mr. Foster had recently flown to India where he had been expose
6) steal

Stupid bird stole my hat.
7) deserve

I have to go to Mr. Sutton's and get the thank-you I deserve.
8) punch

I punch them in the face.
9) organize

Oh, no! Turk, they're organize!
10) admit

Dorian, you admit Mr. Foster with coughing and shortness of breath,
11) attach

He was attach to that thing.
12) cure

Mr. Sutton, I cure you and you never thanked me.
13) suppose

I suppose I could spare a small corner.
14) kick

But my new scooter insurance hadn't kick in yet,
15) lie

But we are two women who have been wronged and lie to,
16) bet

I bet you thought I'd kick your butt out of here.
17) rob

Get out of the way! The store's being rob!
18) catch

Dr. Flannery, the radiologist, should have caught it on the scan.

1) literally

That way I could literally be in two places at once.
2) aside

I set aside 20 tickets for you and I to split.
3) forever

He used to wear a bracelet, "Sasha forever."
4) earlier

So earlier that morning...
5) generally

It says here that the ostrich is generally a docile creature.
6) sometimes

Sometimes I like to just sum things up.
7) especially

especially when you know it's true.
8) recently

Mr. Foster had recently flown to India where he had been exposed
9) almost

Cool. Oh, I almost forgot. Lace bra.
10) outside

Do you see the woman standing outside?
11) actually

Actually, he just turned out to be an orderly
12) kind

I kind of missed not getting my hug today.
13) later

Later, dude.
14) else

We have the same chance of winning as anyone else.
15) ago

I can't. I was supposed to be on-call five minutes ago.
16) once

That way I could literally be in two places at once.
17) never

and penciled in for never. How does that feel? Does it sting?
18) again

Congrats again. Have a... have a swell party.

1) docile

It says here that the ostrich is generally a docile creature.
2) phat

I gotta admit he looks pretty phat in your Kangol.
3) inaccurate

Working from an inaccurate report,
4) intact

walk away from each other with our dignity intact. Don't you agree?
5) satin

Satin panties.
6) delicious

It was delicious. My compliments to the little lady.
7) decent

If we all win this lottery then I am using that money to find a decent man.
8) immune

Jordan used to use that one on me all the time. Immune. Watch this.
9) weird

[J.D.] Weird things can happen in a hospital.
10) stupid

Stupid lotto.
11) exciting

And here's the exciting news: I'm pretty sure it was one of you.
12) dangerous

Likes to stick his head out the window. I tell him it's dangerous.
13) expensive

I know. It was expensive, but totally worth it. Right, baby?
14) magnetic

It's a magnetic image.
15) jewish

Why did I make him Jewish? My parents will kill me.
16) separate

If I win that baby, it's separate beds for me and my mom.
17) random

It's not like I was making out with some random guy.
18) dead

Like Doug not getting a dead body out of his bed before rigor mortis sets in.

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