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00:21:46
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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who bug the bejesus out of me has been met for the next billion years.
If you're referring to the game Find the Saltine, relax.
You see that man there? His biggest pet peeve,
Anyway, for me to be set up with your niece,
I think there's a tchotchke in my bum.
I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue treatment.
Ooh, I'm gonna have the carrot cake.
Well, uh, thanks for coming to the audition in costume.
When my father showed me affection,
Ladies, hate to disappoint, but my quota for women
is what's known in football terms as a slam dunk.
I am just sick and tired of having to live up to everyone's expectation.
God, elevator.
I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard
Back in your cage, Ted.
I love ya. I love you so much, I'm going to make a sandwich out of you.
Now, Mrs. Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan.
My roommate. Back in one second.
Why would Julie just take off like that? I'll bet you my body intimidate her.
Well, it seems I've stumble into the "time well spent" ward.
It is not funny and I still have not forgive you for killing that pony.
Fine, I may have told her that she smell like my mom.
with my finger so next time you took a shower and it fog,
Uh, Perry, this is your son, not a rescue pit bull. Give him a kiss.
he would miss when he threw bottles at my head.
You bet your ass it won't.
So I guess your date suck, huh?
[J.D.] As for me, all I lost was my pride.
Oh, I think he describe all the extra effort he put in
I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard
Well, it seems I've stumbled into the "time well spent" ward.
- Oh, no, it happen. - It does. It happen.
So I guess your date sucked, huh?
The king has spoken.
Twenty bucks says you blow it in five minutes.
Good news. Your intestinal bleeding can be fix with a very simple surgery.
Luckily, she's not great at gloating.
He's got my back, even if I don't technically believe in him.
Unlikely, 'cause what's waiting for me in my room
But he's so damn talented.
You know, you're eventually gonna have to kiss your boy.
It was extremely disrespectful,
I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard
- See you later. - Yes.
I'm not gonna go too fast with Julie.
Ted and I are putting together an air band for that contest.
Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
I don't care if it got you laid once in high school.
Son, always a pleasure.
It was never about you saying no to the conference.
if you ever find yourself in a romantic situation again,
Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
It's not like you're the king around here.
We had so much in common.
ending with a gay son who's written a scathing musical about me
is people being disrespectful to him.
and an unopened pack of Les Mis trading cards.
She is not graceful.
Three days sober.
starting with a gigantic paralyzed wife,
Good news. Your intestinal bleeding can be fixed with a very simple surgery.
That way if one of us dies in a tragic skiing accident,
Already bored.
Turkelton, I have many more pressing issues,
It's an exotic flower that's indigenous to the hills of Costa Rica.
It's an exotic flower that's indigenous to the hills of Costa Rica.
Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
if you ever find yourself in a romantic situation again,
Are you getting thick? You feel a little thick.
God, I feel so stupid.
Oh, thank you. I'm not big on blind dates.
Yes! That was very tight.