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00:21:45
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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I won't be second-opinioned by a doctor who couldn't carry my jockstrap!
Now, anyone who caught a jiggle rebound may step up to the death line.
You don't understand the predicament you're in.
Apparently the terror alert in your armpit has been elevated to orange.
and take care of that hernia?
Dr. Cox made me give every AC unit in this hospital a Pap smear?
Kelso expects a long, glowing testimonial,
So this is where germ are born.
- They're infamous for serpent. - You could swim at the Y,
Chop-chop, Dorian.
Lorraine, the sooner you let me have a look at that rash,
I can't do your paperwork, I am swamped!
I remember a flu epidemic, we lost half a dozen children in one day.
I'm a master of stealth, I can sneak up on anybody.
Seeing an intern tell someone they're gonna die for the first time is strange
[J.D.] She's the idiot. We're doctors.
That gentleman over there is basically a cash piñata waiting to be whacked open.
But why would you? I'm the smartest, most skilled surgeon in this place.
That gentleman over there is basically a cash piñata waiting to be whack open.
Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone to Kill Ya,
Apparently the terror alert in your armpits has been elevate to orange.
from someone who dispense them in between Maury
Dr. Cole just got stab in the parking lot, and we're out of gauze.
I can't do your paperwork, I am swamp!
So how about someone diagnose him so I can get my candy?
Janitor told us if we pretend to know, we get to throw balls at you.
Elliot's attitude inspire me to go introduce the hell out of Bob Kelso.
You freak when the patient listened to me over you.
You forgot to tell him you were bump him from the trial.
What really bother me is that you can look in there at John Morrison,
Delighted to see you all...
And FYI, Tina, the tiny brunette, just got dump,
Kelso will make your life a living hell. You're officially trap.
Nailed it! Hell, yeah!
I mean, honestly, I feel like I belong here.
You go do that, and I'll go find God, quit drinking, get in touch with myself,
so I'd imagine Big Bob will be here momentarily
and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive. Was that so hard?
[J.D.] We're so emotionally connected.
a guy you essentially gave a death sentence to...
That gentleman over there is basically a cash piñata waiting to be whacked open.
I would make him apologize personally,
Apparently the terror alert in your armpits has been elevated to orange.
This guy has an STD, and he definitely doesn't want his wife to find out.
Unfortunately for you, I have the balance of a...
I was watching CNN earlier.
- I told you guys to leave it alone. - Would you stop being so proud?
I know sometimes even the good things he does are for the wrong reasons.
[J.D.] Finally I had something I could say in my speech.
Gather round, people! Dr. Kelso has an announcement to make!
- Buttery. - OK, keep going. I enjoy it, actually.
Maybe, though. Dr. Bailey was fired last night.
[J.D.] As far as Bob Kelso goes,
She and J.D. Used to sleep together.
which means there will no longer be free prenatal care for underprivileged women.
I think Mr. Countertop would really appreciate your undivided attention.
For this procedure, I'm going to have to numb you.
That man knows he's doomed!
Dr. Cox made me give every AC unit in this hospital a Pap smear?
- They're infamous for serpents. - You could swim at the Y,
and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive. Was that so hard?
when she was upset, her words just became gibberish.
You showed up drunk at my shower screaming through tears
Whoa, whoa. You wanna hear a weird coincidence?
because even though it's a horrible and sad experience,
Tough break, there, Newbie.
- I'm not upset about that. - It's obvious you are.
your fellow attendings will think of you as a brownnosing toady.
- I told you guys to leave it alone. - Would you stop being so proud?
Now, the hospital is running an experimental drug trial
was this blonde-haired woman who talked in such a high-pitched voice
But why would you? I'm the smart, most skilled surgeon in this place.