Name: His Story III
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) bleeder

Why isn't this bleeder on telemetry?
2) cellulitis

to consult on a cellulitis patient yesterday?
3) digression

I know this probably sounds like a digression,
4) vitals

Check his vitals, Eva.
5) splatter

Seeing as I've gotten Keith to pee sitting down so there's no splatter,
6) weirdo

- Morning, weirdo. - Lonnie.
7) badass

Aren't you the big badass attending?
8) mouthpiece

[Turk laughing] Look at the glasses! Look at the mouthpiece!
9) minivan

test driving minivan, or buying baby monitors.
10) mural

so I helped paint a mural for the new baby.
11) cul

Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut.
12) sprinkler

I asked if she still hated me and the sprinkler came on.
13) uterus

Bad uterus! Don't do that anymore.
14) adrenaline

[Janitor] I love that adrenaline rush you get from lying to someone's face.
15) suction

Where suction meets the sky.
16) squirrel

My sixth sense is I can tell when squirrel are afraid.
17) seizure

- [Beeping] - OK, it's causing a bit of a seizure.
18) bro

Bro? Dude, bro don't even use "bro." You're not as hip as you think you are.

1) kidnap

[J.D.] Even though the Janitor had kidnap me,
2) scare

But Elliot scare me.
3) sweat

and I like to prime the pump by watching the young men sweat.
4) bother

Baby, you're not really bother by what Dr. Cox said, are you?
5) remind

I know I'm black. I'm remind all the time.
6) steal

That's right, the old man stole some ice cream.
7) mess

Elliot, I am not gonna tell you who mess up with Mrs. Best.
8) hammer

If an intern got hammer and stripped of what little self-confidence they have
9) screw

- I wanna know who screw up. - [Carla] Elliot?
10) drag

You drag me to dinner and made me play Scrabble all night.
11) suppose

I suppose I could clean. [Laughs]
12) lie

Carla covered for one of my interns and then lie to my face about it.
13) appreciate

I don't think he'd appreciate you calling him the big, ugly one.
14) bet

I bet she wishes she could see what life is like around here through my eyes.
15) promise

You'll finish building that crib like you promise.
16) taste

It taste like ink. [sighs]
17) strip

If an intern got hammered and strip of what little self-confidence they have
18) decide

so I decide to grab a quick nap in the sun.

1) luckily

Luckily, Carla happens to have been here long enough
2) perfectly

The light just hit you so perfectly, I had to have a taste.
3) overnight

I don't know if you know this, but overnight I went from Chris Turk, Stud,
4) definitely

Because you definitely got where you are on your own.
5) relatively

I'm relatively certain the computer is broken.
6) slow

Slow down, buddy. What's the hurry? Come here!
7) exactly

Mr. McNair, I didn't exactly fix your computer.
8) earlier

I would have told you earlier, but someone told me not to.
9) perhaps

Perhaps the better term is "valiant."
10) sometimes

[Janitor] Sometimes, around here, it feels like humiliation is contagious.
11) finally

Nobody's buying it. Your new computer is finally here.
12) instead

Which meant that instead of Pang-Wa, I had to settle for Ching-Lau.
13) quite

And quite frankly, I always thought they should change "Colored People"
14) late

- I thought I was running late. - [Janitor] I do love to lie.
15) actually

When he calls me Eva, he's actually saying, "J.D., I care about you."
16) soon

But, baby, it's too soon to be putting a nursery together,
17) enough

Luckily, Carla happens to have been here long enough
18) half

Keith was half right. This face means that I am suspicious.

1) inordinate

Mrs. Best received an inordinate amount of insulin.
2) innocuous

I'll get rid of them with an innocuous compliment.
3) nerdy

'Cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend,
4) derogatory

They call me The Pig, because I say sexist and derogatory things to women.
5) sexist

They call me The Pig, because I say sexist and derogatory things to women.
6) careless

Darn it. I'm sick and tired of your careless mistakes.
7) valiant

Perhaps the better term is "valiant."
8) insecure

You're feeling insecure and suspicious that I think someone on television
9) embarrassing

That would've been really embarrassing if you were black.
10) jealous

You're jealous 'cause your mom's dead.
11) suspicious

You're feeling insecure and suspicious that I think someone on television
12) depressed

When she's depressed, she hits a bag of Doritos like there's diamonds.
13) ridiculous

Whether it's an unnecessary consult, or his ridiculous haircut.
14) useless

You know, I've accepted the fact that you're useless around here.
15) brave

Was I brave? "Brave" is a pretty strong word.
16) defensive

[J.D.] Turk gets defensive when it comes to his mother.
17) rid

I'll get rid of them with an innocuous compliment.
18) weird

She's just a little weird, Elliot. I can handle weird.

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