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00:21:44
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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You know who else is a great rebounder? Dr. Mickhead.
People think I am some clueless old geezer,
Spoonful of peanut butter?
it's like nails on a chalkboard to me.
[Carla] Ugh. I'm an old hag. I mean look at her. Everything's so tight and perky.
You OK, buttercup?
Excuse me, fella. Gotta take a whiz.
- Oh, sweetie? - No.
Jordan, why would you need seven Pap smear in one month?
but nothing that happens in these hallway gets by me.
- Why are we watching a movie? - It's called immersion therapy.
- What? - Turk and I got sex gong in Chinatown.
Come on, mis amiga, we don't have to vámonos. Pretty please?
Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumor that she's a guy.
Don't listen to her, Brown Bear. Your body's fierce.
Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumor that she's a guy.
Nah. You're not gonna be a jerk and do something like that, are you?
Spoonful of peanut butter?
[J.D.] Julie and I had overslept,
Upsetting, but we persevere. Bottom line:
but then Carla said something that disturb every man on God's Earth.
You never stop being annoy by the little things.
I apologize to her, so I think we're cool for now,
but is shack up with the actor playing me, honestly,
I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.
Are you trying to tell me that you're not bother by that?
- she never laugh? - What do you mean?
We're suppose to ring when one of us gets lucky.
Wait a minute. Why am I rush?
it's not all it's crack up to be. But I know you.
I imagine we'll eventually be able to build a house on it. Backyard.
We fell for each other so swiftly, we decide to buy some property together.
This suck. I've been trying to get pregnant for two months.
So do not look into his eyes. You could get lost.
A representation of how alcohol affect different ages.
Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumor that she's a guy.
I'm disgustingly incapable of carrying on a relationship
[Carla] Luckily, I had a best friend too.
we weren't technically their neighbors.
I'm saying all my thoughts out loud so I don't mess this relationship up.
She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness.
That nurse makes me feel so damn old.
She's not a guy, honey. And besides, "Young Carla" is a compliment.
I like to think that somewhere he hears it and it makes him happy.
[J.D.] Unfortunately, the Clarks felt if we weren't building a house,
"that's so funny" so many times that eventually it's not gonna bother you.
And certainly not for the next five or ten years.
I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow.
I had finally gotten to the place where I was looking for the right person.
who's willing to let you annoy them instead of me.
Even if I couldn't quite see her yet.
Especially when we think our dreams might not come true.
- I almost bought a baby yesterday. - What?
OK, he is super cute.
I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.
Ask him if he remembers me from my pelvic exam!
is her eleventh gynecological visit this month.
I'm disgustingly incapable of carrying on a relationship
Jordan, why would you need seven Pap smears in one month?
And then there was this weird little awkward pause, so I said,
She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness.
[J.D.] Great. Julie thinks I'm weird and lame and pathe...
you wind up ruining it over some trivial reason.
and only one thing could upset this delicate balance.
This is the dumb conversation.
I hope my gong wasn't too loud for you. I know it can be.
Jordan, if you're willing to pay for it, just sit there frozen.
Now who put that fake arrow through her head?
[Carla] Then Mrs. Wilk said something that really surprised me.
Look, Julie, I'm very protective of J.D.,
[J.D.] Great. Julie thinks I'm weird and lame and pathe...
You know what's interesting? She's not saying, "That's so sad."