Name: My New God
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) bunkmate

Long story short, after confirming it with my bunkmate,
2) poofter

Well, we're not laughing anymore. Harrison's a poofter. Bob Kelso.
3) goner

Now, you may be a total goner, but God's not getting his hands on this one.
4) sadomasochism

My son Harrison dabbles in sadomasochism
5) beeper

- What's with the second beeper? - Carla gave it to me.
6) felon

- You turned me into a felon! - You know what there, Newbie?
7) stethoscope

I don't have to stick Kelso's stethoscope down my pants, but I do.
8) gurney

Hop over the dead guy Doug's dragging because he lost his gurney again.
9) resurgence

the resurgence of the hard-shell taco...
10) mucus

OK, so my cervical mucus is peaking, my temperature is slightly elevated
11) fella

Oh, hey, fella. I'm trying to give somebody the evil eye over there.
12) cervix

and pillows will keep my vagina angled so the semen pools against my cervix.
13) ovulation

[Groans] Damn it, I gotta go have ovulation sex again.
14) slipper

You should wait to see the matching slipper and handbag.
15) improv

Hey, do you guys like improv? 'Cause I'm kind of an expert.
16) sweetie

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. I didn't realize you'd be so upset.
17) semen

and pillows will keep my vagina angled so the semen pools against my cervix.
18) blush

I'm getting some blush for Jack,

1) dabble

My son Harrison dabble in sadomasochism
2) scoff

We scoff, and we walk away.
3) whine

Really? How do you explain these photos of you whining and crying
4) decorate

I decorate my place this way because it reminds me
5) owe

You do it once, and then they owe you for life.
6) embrace

I've embrace the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior.
7) bother

I don't know why I bother.
8) knock

to watch silently as our dad drunkenly knock us from room to room.
9) remind

I decorate my place this way because it remind me
10) acknowledge

Paige, will you just acknowledge that medicine made Mr. Donnelly better?
11) shake

First we shake our Magic 8-Ball, then we explore all witchcraft-related options.
12) assure

Rest assure, Newbie, even if we did talk from morning till night
13) invite

By the way, I invite your sister.
14) wash

because this lace collar is wash out his face. Terrible.
15) appreciate

Thanks, fellas. Very nice of you. I appreciate it. Thank you.
16) throw

Then fate threw me another curve.
17) angle

and pillows will keep my vagina angle so the semen pools against my cervix.
18) lose

Hop over the dead guy Doug's dragging because he lost his gurney again.

1) drunkenly

to watch silently as our dad drunkenly knocked us from room to room.
2) incidentally

Incidentally, where do you buy your loincloths?
3) darn

and found it to be just a darn good read.
4) silently

to watch silently as our dad drunkenly knocked us from room to room.
5) strictly

He's married, so it's strictly procreation sex.
6) extremely

Has anyone ever told you you're an extremely average athlete?
7) sometimes

[J.D.] Sometimes I think it takes a child to make you see the light.
8) finally

And finally, Dr. Kelso's 9am wrong-shoulder-tap.
9) actually

Actually, there was.
10) kind

Hey, do you guys like improv? 'Cause I'm kind of an expert.
11) across

on the corner of Maple and Pine right across from Temple Oheb Shalom at 4pm?
12) along

Can you two please just try to get along?
13) else

I... I can't think about anything else.
14) ago

- I paged you an hour ago. - I was in surgery.
15) ever

Damn it! Every morning, tapping. No one's ever there!
16) once

You know women only do that once a month?
17) always

There's always prayer.
18) hard

I've worked hard to try to forget everything about our childhood.

1) schwing

Penis is schwing-something.
2) irritating

What does he find irritating about you?
3) insensitive

Because that is so insensitive, Turk.
4) sane

Oh, right, 'cause people who believe in God are crazy and you're the sane one.
5) awkward

I'm not sure why it was suddenly so awkward,
6) predictable

I knew you would. You're very predictable.
7) optimistic

of a more optimistic time. That probably sounds crazy.
8) cervical

OK, so my cervical mucus is peaking, my temperature is slightly elevated
9) ambitious

Two quick steps to the left to avoid Overly Ambitious Orderly.
10) elevated

OK, so my cervical mucus is peaking, my temperature is slightly elevated
11) upset

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. I didn't realize you'd be so upset.
12) slight

I've always known if I make even the slight gesture of friendship
13) surprised

Nothing about that? I'm surprised. That's interesting.
14) damn

I ain't touching no damn diapers.
15) weird

[Chuckling] How weird would it be if I was like that?
16) thick

We were thick as two thieves in a pod.
17) stupid

Damn it! Stupid baptism.
18) acceptable

it's totally acceptable for a man to have a mistress.

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