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00:22:08
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
But if Amy Carter asks you up for a nightcap, you do not say no.
Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
I've got a patient with osteomyelitis who needs a bone biopsy.
[J.D.] I was anxious because it was time to change Mr. Beeper's batteries.
Breaststroke-five! Maybe later.
Mrs. Factor has an aortoenteric fistula and needs a consult.
of high-end fruit my way, I could take solace in one thing...
is that in her uterus is a little, soft baby Turk.
Now, apparently they don't have fetus balloons. Who knew?
Hell, be a cocky bastard. Throw 'em a wink every once in a while.
Halt. I will be doing nothing.
Did I say "dove"? I did, Turk.
Is there a bigger idiot than you in the entire world?
and I need to tell the gentleman he has fluid in his lungs.
[J.D.] Some things deserve to be toss out on their asses.
That's when I cue the bird wrangler who releases 500 white doves into the air.
- I spill it. - I'll get another one.
He's been in the hospital for a month. He deserve a little fun.
Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex.
...Keith dump me. I have to go.
I just wanted to do something really memorable, you know. I mess that up.
You two come out in the parking lot where Carla's friends have gather.
They're holding a banner that says, "Carla, you're pregnant and I dove you."
What I've done is attach string to the bellybuttons
Red states be damn. You're gonna make great fathers.
Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex.
That's impossible. You two are involve.
I pissed him off earlier today. How am I suppose to avoid him?
[J.D.] As I lay there, watching Nurse Roberts hammer-throw 23 pounds
a husband has ever pull for his wife,
- I'm seek you, Turk! - [Beeping]
a certain Dr. Barbie no longer exist for me,
Incidentally, when this is over,
This won't be indoors and there won't be people throwing birdseed.
Now, apparently they don't have fetus balloons. Who knew?
but I definitely think we put the idea of pregnancy in her head.
And not just now, but forever. OK? Are we clear on that?
and Carla had to believe that I was truly surprised.
I pissed him off earlier today. How am I supposed to avoid him?
Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex.
So instead of yelling at him, why not calmly let him know
I know it's gonna happen. You know what I'm looking forward to the most?
I want to thank you all for turning out. Especially you, Father Rosenberg.
Actually, yes.
Breaststroke-five! Maybe later.
these two would be together forever.
[J.D.] Every workplace has that guy who has to top everyone else's story.
Wait, Turk. When has a man ever been able
- Is Carla gone? - Yeah. She sure is.
Well, you at least won't tell Carla, right?
and you slept with the beautiful and irreplaceable Amy Carter.
Ever since I was blitzkrieged by an enraged German named Otto,
with a simple mnemonic device.
on these baby balloons to signify the umbilical cord.
So I like to remember all the carpal bones in the hands
I don't understand why you're so embarrassed.
You've put me in an awkward spot because I'm a healer and I want to help,
[J.D.] I was anxious because it was time to change Mr. Beeper's batteries.
I just wanted to do something really memorable, you know. I messed that up.
I don't like it, but Jordan tells her friends intimate details about me.
You had a baby with a Chinese local. You're deaf-mute.
Whoa! Dr. Kelso, that is inappropriate.
I've met Denise. She's gorgeous.
OK, honey. Don't get too excited.
And Elliot, if you see Carla, don't get emotional.
Hey, what's up with the Janitor? He seems a little more lurky than usual.
I'm proud of you.
- not that generic one. - If you raised my allowance,