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00:21:45
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Dorian, after four years, I hope you are no longer following in his footstep.
Lisa, I want you to start him on diuretic, OK?
Well, I was going to treat him, but I lost my stethoscope, and that's...
- Absolutely no lovers' quarrel. - Damn it!
to turn in my urine sample out of respect to the fella in the lab...
As for me, I caught my culprit because he made the classic mistake
and a lawyer on retainer for when you kill a prostitute.
You're still eating those brownie!
Anyone want half a tofu-cheese sandwich?
There's an asparagus issue.
That's why I'm glad you work here, sweetheart.
Hey! Did you take my Porsche from the valet?
a phrase made famous, I believe, by an old fisherman who would stay out fishing
This is a city hospital, there are heroin addict
As attendings, you are expected to turn in your paperwork
Listen, if you're having trouble finding a vein for an IV, please don't page me.
- Are you wearing boxer? - Yes, I am, Carla,
I have new intern starting. Can you imagine what it's like
[J.D.] That night, since we were low on cash, Turk snuck me into the movies.
Maybe someone already apologize for that about a hundred times.
J.D. Didn't want to, I beg.
Babe, I borrow your backpack this morning and my change fell out.
That scream patient would have to wait. I had bigger problems.
Listen, today if you bother me, could you do it without being around me?
I'm gonna go ahead and give you back one of these man cards. You deserve it.
Wait! Could you just quickly scratch my nose?
Thanks. Could you also grab a number six needle?
I work here so he doesn't have me arrest for stealing supplies.
Now there's an answer that warrant a half-sincere pat on the shoulder.
you've somehow managed to become a member of a club that I belong to.
I know you have occasionally bent the rules in this dump
- I'd have fake it. - Guys can't fake it.
Dr. Dorian, I have kept my mouth shut
- His house just burn down. - How sad.
All this baby stuff, I feel like she rush me into it.
and I bet it's because you sensed my hesitance.
Actually, J.D.'s been living here secretly.
you've somehow managed to become a member of a club that I belong to.
I know you have occasionally bent the rules in this dump
Obviously there was no vote. Because if there had been,
- Good morning, colleague. - Oh, absolutely not.
Not exactly. That Fig Newton you're about to eat
Sometimes I wish this place were more like a horse hospital.
who are quite adept at this. Did you find a vein, there, Reverend Mayhem?
Elliot actually works at a different hospital.
Someone's close enough for a hair-mussing.
Now there's an answer that warrants a half-sincere pat on the shoulder.
- I guess so. - Anything else?
That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
Well, at least there's one attending around here I can count on.
or, say, asking his secretary just once to dress up as a geisha girl
who never needs anyone's help with anything!
And you wanna know something? I'd do it again.
of returning to the scene of the crime. And all because I, too,
How depressing is it being you? Seriously.
who are quite adept at this. Did you find a vein, there, Reverend Mayhem?
- What are you doing? - This is my imaginary warning light.
This guy's unbelievable!
He was smoking in bed. He shouldn't smoke, 'cause he looks ridiculous.
isn't getting any better. I think we should be more aggressive. Keith?
Carla was psyched to get rid of me. Are you gonna tell?
Don't look so nervous, buddy. I got your back.
If you're desperate, we're lucky.
You should be excited about meeting people over there.
OK, for some reason, Mr. Kellerman's fluid situation
- His house just burned down. - How sad.
I don't need your approval or your stupid man cards.
What, Tall, Dark and Scary? I can wear whatever the hell I...
Think she'll be mad?
That doesn't just mean a fat bank account, expensive new toys
you would still hear the sound of my voice screaming, "Nay, oh, dear God,
Feel my shoulder, it's warm.