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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Say, that's a real nice pantsuit you have there.
Go ahead and touch 'em. The safety's on. Oof!
Out of professional decorum
This is a doctor no-fly zone, bub. Speaking of flys, yours is down.
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
J.D., did you steal him from the morgue?
You know, the albino radiologist?
I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat.
I left my gurney downstairs in the morgue.
But look what I found in my locker. A wad of cash.
Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon
I won't get my cut of prosthetic we looted from the storage room.
but I'm having trouble moving past my breakup with Julie.
Aw, sweetie,
Oh! Way to get to know your patients there, murderer.
I left a note on the decapitated guy's stump I'd have him back by 2.
How sound a sleeper you think he is?
Oh. Hey, bud. Check out my new mop bling.
came taint with an arrogant smugness that he couldn't hide
We were so bummed about Mrs. Wilk we inhale six gallons of ice cream.
Practically puncture a tire backing over it. Kid drives me crazy.
Know what bothers me? You whining about me being in your space
you smother him to death with one of your love handles.
I won't get my cut of prosthetics we loot from the storage room.
Turkelton, I have reconsider your request
[Whispering] I'm beg you.
all the petty little arguments fade away.
Know what bother me? You whining about me being in your space
Maybe later you could show me where else you're pierce.
I stole this from his locker.
Maybe when you lean over to check his I.V.,
His hair smell like a pet store.
- Say the word and I'll end it. - I'd appreciate it if you'd end it.
[J.D.] I promise I wouldn't pick on Keith, but this one he had coming.
If they catch me hobnobbing with a doctor-type,
[J.D.] To clear my head, I decide to give scooter-blading a try.
The only thing I want to hear is my liver drunkenly singing rugby songs.
Luckily, my roommate knows how to take care of me.
Practically punctured a tire backing over it. Kid drives me crazy.
Basically, we had to put her in a coma.
Apparently, they... smoke something out of them.
Unfortunately, young Keith had become competent so quickly
- J.D., I can explain. - Oh, you did it twice.
when you never want to be alone.
OK, guys. Gather round, gather round.
Actually, that's my fault.
- I'll see you later. - Go Michael!
is currently residing in my sock drawer.
[J.D.] Now that we live together, Elliot and I were getting tighter every day.
Is there anything else I can do?
Turkelton, you're a surgeon. When did you ever deal with Mrs. Wilk?
Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her.
At her age, there's always a good chance she'll never wake up.
no matter how hard he tried.
Doughy physique, Elliot? Doughy physique?
We were so bummed about Mrs. Wilk we inhaled six gallons of ice cream.
I left a note on the decapitated guy's stump I'd have him back by 2.
You know, the albino radiologist?
Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant?
It's uncanny.
came tainted with an arrogant smugness that he couldn't hide
Let me get this straight. You are embarrassed to be seen with me?
J.D., booty calls are pathetic.
I am ashamed of you, OK?
[J.D.] After paying the Janitor the unreasonable sum of $90
- Where's Rex? - He's gone fetal again.
Do you know how petty it is to get that personal?
Marge, the patient should not have to be brave than you.
Demanding?
Lay off. I'm still upset with this Julie thing. I'm...
Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon
Every time I do, I end up with face holes and an emerald stud on my peep.