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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
48
and pinkie-swear your diet will start tomorrow?
[J.D.] After our tambourine jam, they gave me some literature,
One of the suture came undone, but we got it in time.
Oh, I'm not, but my gallbladder's pretty broken up about it.
Brr! These gowns do not protect the fella against a cool breeze, do they?
case dictation, patient charts, everything.
We're cool. They invited me to this alumni thing in January.
- How awesome was last night? - You got bowled by my frat brothers.
I need an anvil, barbed wire and a bow and arrow.
- How about a sled dog? - No.
Sweetie, calm down.
If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.
you may choose between good Scotch, ab workouts or Lee Marvin movies.
How did they know I like cracker?
What's mine is yours, little bro. You know that.
Brr! These gown do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?
- See, that's the problem. - [Woman] This sausage is huge!
What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,
I was the one who puke on your Porsche after Turk and Carla's wedding.
It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappoint me,
I know. I'm in my streets because I'm sneak out,
[J.D.] A month ago, I shave my head to show solidarity with a leukemia patient.
- I have no pants on. - He spill coffee on them.
with freshly pierce nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,
One of the sutures came undo, but we got it in time.
How dare you?
The person who does the nice thing is the one who suffer most.
- [TV] Stay tune for Gilmore Girls. - Mothers and daughters.
# It's mighty, mighty just lettin' it all hang out
We're cool. They invite me to this alumni thing in January.
One of the reasons I divorce Perry was his last name.
- [J.D.] Krishnas. - Relax, they'll never recognize you.
- I bet you wish you could say that. - I do!
Jordan, you promise this would never happen.
If you ever donate a body part to me, you know which one I'd want?
because everybody said, "That's Cox. That's how he operate."
with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,
I've dealt with it emotionally, but I can't stop crying.
My body can't produce tears anymore. I've intentionally dehydrated myself.
The four of us should go out for a drink sometime.
with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,
You're obviously very jaundiced...
They're with Dr. Cox. Apparently, he's mentoring and talking to them.
[J.D.] Unfortunately, a month later...
Thanks to J.D., I'll be up forever doing case reports.
Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, big guy.
Exactly. But Thursday nights, I got the apartment to myself.
So you think I'll automatically do this?
I immediately get comfortable.
[J.D.] Sometimes, that's the way life works.
I never knew what that song was about. Now I finally get it. Liver disease.
Plus, I lost the one night off that I look forward to.
What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,
Did your brother freak out when you told him you almost died?
We're gonna give you suppressive therapy
that I'll be flattered that I'm the only one you open up to?
Excuse me, I need a moment of silence so I can get into a meditative state
I need an anvil, barbed wire and a bow and arrow.
where I block out any irritating white noise.
# They call me mellow yellow #
If you're miserable, you can talk to me, OK?
It's a risky move, I know,
Wish I didn't have to see those pale legs.
Fighting, bickering and the occasional quickie.
I need you to run interference for me. Keep people from seeing me vulnerable.
Dude, are you sure this isn't offensive? Nobody else is wearing a costume.
If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.
We worked on this. Hey, Ted, you're giving sad eye.
because it's casual
- Did you see it? - I am so mad at Lorelai,
What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,
Guys, come on! I'm the only one giving the evil eye!