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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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my son left by the crapper when he was home asking for money.
Keith, that was innuendo. You were gonna work on this.
I'm having a rough morning, Brown Bear. How you doing with your sterility?
You are more than welcome to have your goon take both my thumbs
Bob, just a note about the tapioca. I'm much more partial to flan.
That's the rhododendron, Keith.
My mistress used to be a lifeguard. Now get your ass back in there.
I could take solace in something.
Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fella some inspirational pep talks.
First of all, whoever's been filling my TiVo with JAG rerun,
Oh, your hernia stitches look great, Mr. Borland.
Honey? How could you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle?
Sweetie, you'll get it. You'll get it.
And just exactly where was the poke?
my associate will take his mop and, these are his words, not mine,
Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe
- Beg your pardon? - You're the best doctor.
Do you drink out of the toilet? My bulldog drinks out of the toilet.
[J.D.] The next morning, I brace myself for Elliot's odd brand of revenge.
I swear, sometimes I think you and J.D. Are more of a couple than we are.
you owe me a night on the town and some "me actually getting to finish" sex.
He also didn't know I was rub Crisco on his back.
I froze. Gimme 20 bucks. I'll crack him over the head.
- Perry gets his chest wax. - Keith loves to knit throw pillows.
Everybody knows they smell like pie when they bloom.
You switched last week and I totally defend you.
[Janitor] J.D. This is that... black surgeon that you always hang out with.
[J.D.] It was a beautiful day, so I invite Elliot over to my half-acre
While I'm in the shower you can read it and get rev up.
[J.D.] Not reading you, Brown Bear. I repeat. Are you still sterile?
but I promise you, you will love it.
Remember when I pull strings with the board
He's gonna hear facts. I'm sleeping with Keith, his schedule's shift
But I decide to stay above the fray. Then I changed my mind.
Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.
Hm? There was a line. I assume it had something to do with cupcakes.
and rub it on wherever it hurts.
Did you individually drain all my eggs?
Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fellas some inspirational pep talks.
Bob, obviously you read the article.
Unfortunately, she brought Keith.
I'm going to ask each and every one of you just exactly who
And secondly, Harvey, no matter how drunk you get, I like to sleep alone.
I swear, sometimes I think you and J.D. Are more of a couple than we are.
[J.D.] I had finally won one.
But you might want to go outside 'cause I'm about to fill this up.
you owe me a night on the town and some "me actually getting to finish" sex.
Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe
The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.
or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.
- If you and I were sleeping together? - First, the only woman in this hospital
I just don't usually burn this bad.
As a woman, have you ever noticed how self-esteem issues just creep up on you?
[J.D.] I was just glad to watch TV and, for once, not be in a world of crap.
Hey. You get the patient with gelastic seizures.
You're a flan fan. It's fun to say, more fun to eat.
If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,
I'm really worried about a patient with metastatic adenocarcinoma.
Maybe I should give it to the incompetent intern missing a finger.
- Turk might be sterile. - We have a winner.
Dr. Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.
- Can't say I'm shocked. - Take care of her.
sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that.
Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fellas some inspirational pep talks.
- Wow. - It's just so unfair!
I know that everyone is very upset,
when she went into cardiac arrest. She's OK.
We're not that vulnerable.
- I might be sterile? - Oh, honey. Stay calm.
And secondly, Harvey, no matter how drunk you get, I like to sleep alone.
It's not weird you know that at all.
I'm having a rough morning, Brown Bear. How you doing with your sterility?