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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Wanna work on osteogenesis imperfecta therapy with me?
That's a lot of boys. Rex gets first dib
Remove your blindfold, please.
Wake up and smell the urinal I haven't cleaned in years!
Seriously, I'm taking off my stethoscope and my little name tag.
Because you dye your mustache blonde doesn't mean it's gone.
Jordan, now that you work here every day, if the carpool torturing persists,
We were gonna do Multi-Ethnic Siamese Doctor Has a Fresca,
- Got the ketchup. - And here is your burger.
I would export vomit and urine into whatever alley would have me as a guest.
You know, I was gonna have her bring you some chicken, but it was fowl!
A small one-pump mocha?
There's a guy waiting to have his spleen removed!
Jealousy's an ugly color, Bankfarter.
The only respite I get is when we're making love
You seem to be developing a rapport with your interns.
Then move your big, bald biscuit head! Some of us don't have cable.
I beg your pardon?
you've shatter my preconceived notions about Chicanos!
- I think that blonde girl just fart. - [Sighs]
Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.
So, Jordan, I heard Sam got you. Don't worry, he totally sucker me once.
Jordan, now that you work here every day, if the carpool torturing persist,
I beg your pardon?
When I first started, I lent my car to a patient to go pick up her kids.
And then finally, he squeeze out one single... tear.
and I pretend you're someone else.
I borrow it from my brother. He's a stripper.
Remember that patient who stole your identity?
- A lot of women suffer from that. - It's true. I even had it.
Earlier, I made a killer "one-pump mocha" joke. Everybody laugh.
He basically cure the disease.
She never invite us to her hospital.
I know. I was leaf through a magazine
But then you came back 'cause you realize I have the keys.
I bet nobody laughed, but you didn't notice
Guess they all had someplace to be.
Sorry, that's a little smile I get when I'm silently judging someone.
but we'll definitely do it sometime, you know, in the future.
He basically cured the disease.
but we'll definitely do it sometime, you know, in the future.
Unfortunately, your door handle doesn't work from the inside,
Mark my words: Eventually you'll treat them like dirt like the rest of us do.
Be honest. I promise, absolutely no ramifications.
- Oh, OK, here's the scoop! - Yes, here is the scoop, indeed.
[J.D.] As for me, I already knew exactly what the truth was.
Earlier, I made a killer "one-pump mocha" joke. Everybody laughed.
I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck.
unless they're particularly hysterical.
And then finally, he squeezes out one single... tear.
I almost told them, but I didn't because I love you.
or skip the middleman and actually give him narcotics.
We've been kind of fake-laughing.
We'll catch her up later. Have you guys been fake-laughing at my jokes?
you've shattered my preconceived notions about Chicanos!
Or that stupid Siamese twin thing you do?
Let us not forget the understated coffee mug we're carrying.
Except for Mr. Woodson in 302. He's got that rectal tear...
It's inevitable, like the tide, or the awkward toast I'm going to have to give
Unbelievable. From now on, there is absolutely no laughing at my jokes
It's inevitable, like the tide, or the awkward toast I'm going to have to give
Awful. Awful!
That is an intern in a bald cap.
We'll catch her up later. Have you guys been fake-laughing at my jokes?
I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse.
Or that stupid Siamese twin thing you do?
We were having Mexican food, drinking margaritas...
and thank God I'm alive. I'd hug you, but I...
You're mad at me? Why didn't you want me to come to your job?
Money's tight, I've got hospital bills that I can't pay.
Or that stupid Siamese twin thing you do?
- I think that blonde girl just farted. - [Sighs]