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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Todd, take the scalpel and carve this into your arm.
Last night, my German financier, Hans,
You fella want to go to a real donkey show?
OK... well, make sure you put antiseptic on any puncture wounds, OK?
so she doesn't get vomit on it.
"No nurse will ever touch your dangle."
That's it, sweetie. Come here.
Just make sure you don't go to a popular parachute drop-zone.
I still think of you as, like, this superhero
Why aren't you making a bigger fuss?
I don't know if it was the adrenaline rush
That boy is going to town on that carrot.
- I'm just worried about this mole. - Doesn't look cancerous.
Enough, gang. That's how rumor get started.
- No cheek kiss necessary. - Oh, good. I had pipe breath.
- I am so mad at you. - Yeah, you big jerk.
- You don't know what this is about. - Sure, I do, donkey-boy up in ICU.
Or... I could stab you in the gut with a knife.
I'm glad you finally shave.
One of the women who entertain the donkey
Turk, you know what bother me?
- I know how that dig at you. - Yeah.
[J.D.] Still, you should always celebrate life
J.D. Was suppose to come but, um...
which I was not invite to,
...I realize that bad things are going to happen
but Dr. Reid is throw a huge celebration for you later.
- Awesome. - You bet it is.
and was caught banging one of those naked people that brought us corn.
when I lose sight of things.
Oh yeah. I forgot all about that crying stuff.
The Stanleys' child was sick and I had just spent the last 20 minutes
Dr. Cox shows up to work drunk, we act like nothing happen.
- Should anyone ask, you beat him. - Beat him. Got it.
I guess you... you keep me in line on those rare occasions
He speak English, but doesn't have front teeth,
At first, he was inconsolably sad.
are notoriously the most unemotional, jockish surgeons of all.
It's really very tastefully done.
Children are pretty darn special.
You're going to tell him a story that isn't inherently sad.
- She's not that emotionally available. - I'm dead inside.
where a parent will intentionally harm their child to get attention themselves.
I should have been able to prevent it somehow.
Apparently J.D. Told Mr. Ketay I'm throwing a birthday party.
That problem would be gone forever.
Normally I would kill to get into this apartment,
that he was finally able to say this...
Especially by his beautiful wife, Jenny,
He recently made a decision any doctor would have made,
He actually said, "I think that's pretty special."
- She's not that emotionally available. - I'm dead inside.
[J.D.] Work at a hospital long enough, you get used to anything.
but Dr. Reid is throwing a huge celebration for you later.
are notoriously the most unemotional, jockish surgeons of all.
When my brother came out of the closet my parents sent him to hetero camp.
I was the bearded Domino's employee you invited in
I start my orthopedic rotation today. It is going to be awesome.
What kind of guy gets all cuddly with people he just met? It's pathetic.
asking them awkward questions to rule out the possibility of child abuse.
- I mean, how lame is that? - It's pretty lame.
I couldn't believe how depressed he was.
It's overwhelming here.
Dude, that's a little harsh.
That's awful.
Besides... I am way too excited.
- Who would smother their own child? - You'd be surprised.
Dr. Cox shows up to work drunk, we act like nothing happened.
Our music is acoustic alternative.
- [Pager beeping] - Yep, he's the best damn doctor here.
I'm having a weird med school flashback.
I was just... oh hey! Loose thread.